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Mr. Flopnuts 01-10-2013 07:31 AM

Subsidize your vacations with timeshare presentations
 
So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations".

Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy.

If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman.

In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for.

If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it.

EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement.

Ceej 01-10-2013 07:32 AM

Spam?


Right now we've got some great deals on hardwood and all 12MM laminates are 20% off.


:)

DMAC 01-10-2013 07:34 AM

WTF man

Ebolapox 01-10-2013 07:35 AM

when I was 19 years old, I 'sold' these over the phone. dude. I know times are tough, but damn.

Reerun_KC 01-10-2013 07:35 AM

PM sent

seclark 01-10-2013 07:36 AM

my grandaughter's selling girl scout cookies...send me a pm!:thumb:
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Chief Henry 01-10-2013 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9302387)
So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. My wife sets up vacations, and ticket sales, and what not for people in town. If you are interested in coming to Branson for a little mini vacation I can get you set up for 3 days/ 2 nights in Branson with 2 show tickets, and dinner for $129. If you have other shows you want to see, or want to stay longer than that, I can get you discounts on the rest of your trip as well. This is an open dated trip. You have 18 months to use this trip, and can book 72 hours in advance. Be aware, 4th of July, Memorial Day, Veterans week in Branson are all high peak busy times. The further you book those weeks, the nicer your accomodations will be.

Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy. In fact, you will be given a card that shows the company in writing has agreed to no pressure, and a strict 2 hour time limit.

Yes, I will make a profit off of this. The timeshare company is willing to pay good money to see you, and that is how my wife makes her income. Should we book any trips through CP, of course I will make a donation to the website to cover expenses.

No. I will not be the person trying to sell you timeshare. Frankly, I wouldn't suggest anyone buy timeshare at retail prices, so I'm not advocating you actually be purchasing, and therefore wouldn't waste my time or numbers trying to talk you into doing so.

I bring all of this up with the idea of full disclosure. The fact is, coming to Branson is getting more and more costly, and frankly show tickets these days are getting close to $100 a pair, so this is a pretty rockin deal for anyone who wants to save some dough, and isn't afraid to say no.

Yes, I'm peddling my wares here, but I've been here for 8 years and have never done so. I also know that times are tough out there, and a lot of people may not be able to afford a vacation without doing something like this. So, here are the requirements. You must be 28 years of age or older, and you must make 40k a year or more. If you are 55 or older, no income requirements are made.

If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there.

If for some reason I'm way off the mark and Austin, Phil, or one of the other mods isn't happy about this, just delete it and chastise me publicly. :)

What is the name of the cruise line that comes with the one promotion ?

bevischief 01-10-2013 07:37 AM

:popcorn:

rageeumr 01-10-2013 07:37 AM

Everyone in this thread send me a dollar. Then I'll teach you how to get people to send you dollars!

Mr. Flopnuts 01-10-2013 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9302390)
Spam?


Right now we've got some great deals on hardwood and all 12MM laminates are 20% off.


:)

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 9302393)
WTF man

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 9302396)
when I was 19 years old, I 'sold' these over the phone. dude. I know times are tough, but damn.

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9302400)
my grandaughter's selling girl scout cookies...send me a pm!:thumb:
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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9302404)
:popcorn:

Quote:

Originally Posted by rageeumr (Post 9302405)
Everyone in this thread send me a dollar. Then I'll teach you how to get people to send you dollars!

Listen, if this is a huge problem, I'll take the thread down. I didn't figure this would be some huge deal. You either want to come to Branson or you don't. But it is spam. If the screaming continues, I'll shut the thread down.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-10-2013 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry (Post 9302401)
What is the name of the cruise line that comes with the one promotion ?

Carnival.

cookster50 01-10-2013 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9302412)
. If the screaming continues, I'll shut the thread down.

And deprive us of entertainment. For shame Mr. Flopnuts, for shame!

rageeumr 01-10-2013 07:42 AM

Just FTR, I wasn't screaming. I'm dicking around.

Not that my opinion matters, but I think you're close to the line, but not over it. For me, the full disclosure and recommendation NOT to buy makes it cool in my book.

seclark 01-10-2013 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9302412)
Listen, if this is a huge problem, I'll take the thread down. I didn't figure this would be some huge deal. You either want to come to Branson or you don't. But it is spam. If the screaming continues, I'll shut the thread down.

i'm just ****in w/ya floppy...i don't give a shit what you post.
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Mr. Flopnuts 01-10-2013 07:43 AM

Yeah, this is probably a bad idea. I thought it would be mutually beneficial for people, but it's spam to the spammiest degree. I apologize. Moving the thread.


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