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Buck 01-14-2013 06:53 PM

Worst joke I've ever made.
 
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Here's how it went

Buck: Hey, How's your anus?
Friend: I have Colon Cancer :(
Buck: ****...sorry...I shouldn't have made that joke.

KCtotheSB 01-14-2013 06:57 PM

Yeah, hate to say it, but you were acting like an ass in that situation.

Demonpenz 01-14-2013 06:57 PM

sorry for your loss

KCUnited 01-14-2013 06:59 PM

Wow, you're a terrible Powell.

Buck 01-14-2013 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9318918)
sorry for your loss

I liked your first comment better.

Cephalic Trauma 01-14-2013 06:59 PM

Two different things anatomically so you're fine.

Buck 01-14-2013 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 9318915)
Yeah, hate to say it, but you were acting like an ass in that situation.

Yeah, I am pretty ****ing stupid.

She told me yesterday she was cleaning herself out for a colonoscopy today...

Ace Gunner 01-14-2013 07:01 PM

Well. Shit.

CrazyPhuD 01-14-2013 07:03 PM

That's only a joke you're allowed to use at the gay bar.

teedubya 01-14-2013 07:07 PM

Did your mom come pick you up at the gay bar after you made that joke?

EDIT: Dammit CrazyPhuD. You stole my joke. That's so shitty of you.

KChiefer 01-14-2013 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9318927)
Yeah, I am pretty ****ing stupid.

She told me yesterday she was cleaning herself out for a colonoscopy today...

Did you offer to help or continue being a lousy friend?

Cephalic Trauma 01-14-2013 07:16 PM

Colon: Large Bowel
Anus: the end of digestive tract.

You're still an asshole, though.

Buck 01-14-2013 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 9318972)
Did you offer to help or continue being a lousy friend?

Well after I said that I asked her if there was anything I could do to help (I work in the medical industry) and I told her if she needs anything, including money, to let me know. I don't want my friend to die :(

KChiefer 01-14-2013 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9318978)
Well after I said that I asked her if there was anything I could do to help (I work in the medical industry) and I told her if she needs anything, including money, to let me know. I don't want my friend to die :(

Just giving you shit.

Hey, everyone puts their foot in their mouth sometimes, but rarely does it involve a friend's anus.

CrazyPhuD 01-14-2013 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9318949)
Did your mom come pick you up at the gay bar after you made that joke?

EDIT: Dammit CrazyPhuD. You stole my joke. That's so shitty of you.

Sorry man it comes with the avatar!


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