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BigMeatballDave 01-15-2013 08:18 PM

This didn't happen in Florida
 
Police: Brothers Stole Body, Hoped to Resurrect Dead Father

http://fox4kc.com/2013/01/15/police-...t-dead-father/

DETROIT ó Police say they are trying to determine if two brothers stole the coffin of their 92-year-old father believing they could resurrect his body.
Police found the manís body frozen and unharmed in a freezer Tuesday in the basement of a home of one of his two sons, Detroit News reported.
Officers say the story unfolded when the coffin was stolen from a Detroit-area mausoleum early Monday morning. According to police, they found a van with a coffin in the back, but without a body inside.
Police say they found a pillow from inside the casket in the backyard of the sonís home.
It appears the one son was so distraught over his fatherís death that he believed he could resurrect his father through prayer, the paper reported.
The men could be charged with disinterment, a felony punishable with up to 10 years in prison. Police could seek a forensic examination of the men to determine whether they should be charged, the paper said.

ChiefsandO'sfan 01-15-2013 08:19 PM

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AussieChiefsFan 01-15-2013 08:24 PM

:facepalm:

ClevelandBronco 01-15-2013 08:27 PM

Detroit? I would have bet on Colorado or Washington. That's a stoned thing to do.

BigMeatballDave 01-15-2013 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 9322403)
Detroit? I would have bet on Colorado or Washington. That's a stoned thing to do.

No way.

That would require too much physical labor for a pothead.

ThaVirus 01-15-2013 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9322409)
No way.

That would require too much physical labor for a pothead.

Cue Bump to tell us marijuana actually increases strength levels by 33% percent

Cephalic Trauma 01-15-2013 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9322438)
Cue Bump to tell us marijuana actually increases strength levels by 33% percent

ROFL

While it treats cancer, fights off hypertension, and turns you into a pharmacological expert.

Rain Man 01-15-2013 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 9322403)
Detroit? I would have bet on Colorado or Washington. That's a stoned thing to do.

With a little more time in the freezer, he could have been the Grand Marshall of the Nederland Frozen Dead Guy Parade.

ClevelandBronco 01-15-2013 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9323005)
With a little more time in the freezer, he could have been the Grand Marshall of the Nederland Frozen Dead Guy Parade.

Have you ever attended the event? I haven't, but I think it could be fun.

For the curious:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_Dead_Guy_Days

http://www.bootprints.com/wp-content...n-Dead-Guy.jpg

https://www.google.com/search?q=Froz...w=1328&bih=982

Rain Man 01-15-2013 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 9323022)
Have you ever attended the event? I haven't, but I think it could be fun.

I haven't. We should go up there sometime and check it out. Make it a little Chiefsplanet outing and maybe enter the coffin race.

ClevelandBronco 01-15-2013 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9323053)
I haven't. We should go up there sometime and check it out. Make it a little Chiefsplanet outing and maybe enter the coffin race.

I love it. Great idea.

Spott 01-16-2013 05:31 AM

They're gonna face stiff punishment for this.

Dartgod 01-16-2013 07:26 AM

How is it a crime to take your own father's body out of his grave? A little bizarre to be sure, but illegal?

BigMeatballDave 01-16-2013 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 9323468)
How is it a crime to take your own father's body out of his grave? A little bizarre to be sure, but illegal?

A little bizarre?

ChiefGator 01-16-2013 07:39 AM

Thank you Detroit!

Sincerely,

Florida.


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