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Mr. Laz 01-16-2013 01:23 PM

What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking
 
They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.

ptlyon 01-16-2013 01:29 PM

They'd like that

Phobia 01-16-2013 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9325119)
I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.

That doesn't work. They're onto that trick. You have to answer the door naked with a chub now.

luv 01-16-2013 01:30 PM

Next time I'm coming to your house, I'm totally pretending to be a Mormon.

Inmem58 01-16-2013 01:30 PM

I opened the door one time (slapped some clear eyes into my eyes for some effect) and answers the door.


D bag on a bike: how's your day sir

Me: *sniff sniff* uh ok uh just found out my mom and dad divorced *sniff sniff*

D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry to hear that sir, is there anything we can do to help

Me: *sniff sniff* no there's nothing I told my brother he was going to get caught but didn't listen to me. He caught him and now they both hate each other I don't have any family

D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry, we're all family sir. You're welcome to be a part of our family

Me: *sniff sniff* do you have a sister brother?

D bag on a bike: you have a good day sir, hope everything is okay and gets resolved.

AndysMansiere 01-16-2013 01:31 PM

what if andy reid knocks at your door??? he's a mormon too. :D

DMAC 01-16-2013 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9325148)
Next time I'm coming to your house, I'm totally pretending to be a Mormon.

:eek:

hometeam 01-16-2013 01:32 PM

You obviously didn't scare them enough the first time around. There aren't many mormons around here but I have ran off plenty of preachers in my time. For hire. Just sayin~

Mr. Laz 01-16-2013 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9325148)
Next time I'm coming to your house, I'm totally pretending to be a Mormon.

Perv




ROFL

Dave Lane 01-16-2013 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9325119)
They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.

Mitt is out of work and needs something to do. Try to be kind...

Mr. Flopnuts 01-16-2013 01:34 PM

And people wonder why I have a copy of the Necronomicon lying around...

KChiefer 01-16-2013 01:35 PM

When I delivered pizza, I had a guy think it'd be funny to answer the door naked. I was not impressed. The dork didn't even swing the door open, he hid behind it, for which I am thankful.

Rain Man 01-16-2013 01:38 PM

Every time they say Mormon, correct them and tell them that it's pronounced Muslim.

ptlyon 01-16-2013 01:40 PM

Bet you wouldn't think it was so funny if it wasn't one of those guys at the door but it was the cockroach in the Orkin commercials

scott free 01-16-2013 01:41 PM

Tell them you only want to join the Warren Jeffs sect that lets you **** multiple underage girls.

Then slam the door in his face as he stammers out that that is no longer officially sanctioned.


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