What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking
 

They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.

They'd like that

That doesn't work. They're onto that trick. You have to answer the door naked with a chub now.

Next time I'm coming to your house, I'm totally pretending to be a Mormon.

I opened the door one time (slapped some clear eyes into my eyes for some effect) and answers the door.


D bag on a bike: how's your day sir

Me: *sniff sniff* uh ok uh just found out my mom and dad divorced *sniff sniff*

D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry to hear that sir, is there anything we can do to help

Me: *sniff sniff* no there's nothing I told my brother he was going to get caught but didn't listen to me. He caught him and now they both hate each other I don't have any family

D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry, we're all family sir. You're welcome to be a part of our family

Me: *sniff sniff* do you have a sister brother?

D bag on a bike: you have a good day sir, hope everything is okay and gets resolved.

what if andy reid knocks at your door??? he's a mormon too. :D

:eek:

You obviously didn't scare them enough the first time around. There aren't many mormons around here but I have ran off plenty of preachers in my time. For hire. Just sayin~

Perv




ROFL

Mitt is out of work and needs something to do. Try to be kind...

And people wonder why I have a copy of the Necronomicon lying around...

When I delivered pizza, I had a guy think it'd be funny to answer the door naked. I was not impressed. The dork didn't even swing the door open, he hid behind it, for which I am thankful.

Every time they say Mormon, correct them and tell them that it's pronounced Muslim.

Bet you wouldn't think it was so funny if it wasn't one of those guys at the door but it was the cockroach in the Orkin commercials

Tell them you only want to join the Warren Jeffs sect that lets you **** multiple underage girls.

Then slam the door in his face as he stammers out that that is no longer officially sanctioned.