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Cave Johnson 01-16-2013 02:51 PM

Chimp (and Anna Kendrick) likes to watch porn
One of these stories is hotter than the other.


When employees at Spain's Seville Zoo installed a TV inside the chimpanzee enclosure, they thought they were providing its inhabitants with mental stimulation.

At least they got the stimulation part right.

According to primatologist Pablo Herreros, one of zoo's chimps, Gina, became particularly enamored of the pastime more often associated with a different species of primates for a very human reason: She was addicted to "Homo"-sexual porn.

"The surprise was when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but that she also used to choose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done," Herreros wrote in his column for El Mundo.

He went on to note that "many animals do masturbate," and that non-human primates are known to possess the same "intense sexual life" as their human counterparts.

MoreLemonPledge 01-16-2013 02:53 PM

Too fat /omaha

Rausch 01-16-2013 02:53 PM


Deberg_1990 01-16-2013 02:56 PM

Even guys loved Pitch Perfect

Molitoth 01-16-2013 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9325306)
Even guys loved Pitch Perfect

It was an entertaining movie, I do admit.
I'm a singer though, so besides Anna's awesome smile, I enjoyed the vocals.

Gravedigger 01-16-2013 03:04 PM

Meh, it was an okay flick. Came across as Glee The Movie to me. Look at how cool it is to improvise your lyrics off of the last phrase a person just sang! Yeah, I see those underground acapela-offs all the time!!

My thought about Anna Kendrick and Twilight gets so many Twihards pissed off. Why, in a town with so many abercrombie and fitch model looking guys in the town, would they all pine over the ugliest girl in the town? I'd go after Anna Kendrick personally any day of the week. My sister punched me for saying it in public because it was just blasphemy to assault that chick who plays Bella who can't act worth a shit.

mikeyis4dcats. 01-16-2013 03:29 PM


saphojunkie 01-16-2013 03:31 PM

I find this thread more than amusing.

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-16-2013 03:43 PM

****in monkeys, they need to leave animal masturbation to the professionals !

BlackHelicopters 01-16-2013 05:40 PM

Is this funny or scary?

htismaqe 01-16-2013 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9325650)
****in monkeys, they need to leave animal masturbation to the professionals !


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