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Cave Johnson 01-18-2013 02:55 PM

Help a brother get laid
 
http://i47.tinypic.com/mt86k3.jpg

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Taking his cue from the kids who convinced their parents to give them a puppy after getting 1 million likes on Facebook, Petter Kverneng of Norway got his high school crush Catherine to agree to sleep with him if he secured as many Facebook likes himself.

"It was meant as a joke for our group of friends," Kverneng, 20, told the local press.

Joke or not, the "status upgrade" soon hit shhhh's /b/ imageboard, where users naturally felt compelled to help Kverneng out.

Within a matter of hours, the solicitation gained over 900,000 likes, and is presently steamrolling ahead to the 1 million mark.

Kverneng, who has been friendzoned by Catherine for years, told Norway's Nettavisen that the two plan to "keep what we promised."

His only concern now, he said, is that her father might find out.
http://gawker.com/5977063/if-this-du...sleep-with-him

ptlyon 01-18-2013 02:58 PM

I'd hit it.

Her, not him.

Cave Johnson 01-18-2013 02:59 PM

And it's already at 1.3M likes. Chick better not Matt Cassel this bet.

Rausch 01-18-2013 02:59 PM

He looks mildly autistic and she looks like she'd **** a mildly autistic guy for some X...

Dicky McElephant 01-18-2013 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9331197)
He looks mildly autistic and she looks like she'd **** a mildly autistic guy for some X...

This.

QuikSsurfer 01-18-2013 03:01 PM

She looks like a dude..

Hog Farmer 01-18-2013 03:02 PM

I wonder if she started getting aroused at the 950,000 mark ?

Frosty 01-18-2013 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9331185)
His only concern now, he said, is that her father might find out.

Can't imagine how her father would find out.

Count Alex's Losses 01-18-2013 03:11 PM

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...33921602_o.jpg

Ace Gunner 01-18-2013 03:11 PM

no need to get fancy, just grab her by the hair.

Rausch 01-18-2013 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9331231)

LMAO

frankotank 01-18-2013 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9331185)

he should get to do them BOTH! :D

http://www.soundonthesound.com/wp-co.../nelson002.jpg

DC.chief 01-18-2013 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9331206)
I wonder if she started getting aroused at the 950,000 mark ?

ROFL

Rausch 01-18-2013 03:35 PM

He doesn't seem to even care.

Someone should put a Gandolf Hat on her...

BigMeatballDave 01-18-2013 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9331279)

"I can't live without your throbbing erection"


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