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3rd&48ers 01-19-2013 01:44 PM

I am stupid, please explain
 
I am trying to understand that TEO shit, but I can't grasp it....


Who has been following it all the way and would like to help a dumbass understand wtf is going on?

Cliff Notes

milkman 01-19-2013 01:46 PM

Te'o never had a real girlfriend, but is ****ed anyway.

Nutshell.

houstonwhodat 01-19-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9333320)
I am trying to understand that TEO shit, but I can't grasp it....


Who has been following it all the way and would like to help a dumbass understand wtf is going on?

Cliff Notes


It's a made up story to cover for someone being a gay Mormon.

Brainiac 01-19-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9333320)
I am trying to understand that TEO shit, but I can't grasp it....


Who has been following it all the way and would like to help a dumbass understand wtf is going on?

Cliff Notes

He said his girlfriend died. It turns out the girlfriend never existed. He now says he met her online only and that he's the victim of a hoax.

chefsos 01-19-2013 01:50 PM

He's fallen all the way to the 3rd pick.

Fairplay 01-19-2013 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 300 Bowler (Post 9333329)
He said his girlfriend died. It turns out the girlfriend never existed. He now says he met her online only and that he's the victim of a hoax.



Even though he has stated he has met her and his dad met her also.

Plus a player for the Cardinals has met this invisible girl.

Pawnmower 01-19-2013 02:01 PM

she is from the niagra falls area

FYI

3rd&48ers 01-19-2013 02:15 PM

How does a good looking kid fall in love with an imaginary lover?

|Zach| 01-19-2013 02:17 PM

If only somewhere in the world someone...anyone... was writing or talking about this to gain more understanding.

threebag02 01-19-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 9333361)
s/he is from the Nigeria area

FYI

FYP

ClevelandBronco 01-19-2013 02:27 PM

Can someone fill me in on the story of the JFK assassination? I'd appreciate just a quick synopsis of the facts.

Pasta Giant Meatball 01-19-2013 02:31 PM

Perfect Raider 1st rounder

chefsos 01-19-2013 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 9333419)
Can someone fill me in on the story of the JFK assassination? I'd appreciate just a quick synopsis of the facts.

His girlfriends were imaginary, too.

Scorp 01-19-2013 03:03 PM

Summary:

Dude is gay. All of a sudden he is in the running for the Heisman. Dude says: Oh shit they are gonna find out I am gay unless i produce a girlfriend. Dude makes up girlfriend and says they chat online nightly, says he touched her hand once. Then says she died of Leukemia the same day that his Grandma died. He was hoping this surreal story would up his Heisman chances. Dude is still gay and didnt win the heisman. Dude wants to touch the Heisman trophy winners hand. Now national media has found out girlfriend never existed. Dude says: oh shit! Dude still wants to touch Heisman trophy winners hand. Dude is still gay! NTTIAWT

SDChiefs 01-19-2013 03:04 PM

Youre a raiders fan. Of course youre stupid.


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