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R8RFAN 01-26-2013 04:56 PM

So my daughter has a new boyfriend
 
He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

Numbah One 01-26-2013 04:56 PM

Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.

R8RFAN 01-26-2013 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9353381)
Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.

You approving worries me

The_Doctor10 01-26-2013 04:58 PM

Who do you want dating your daughter? The 110 lb vegan dude who she could choke out with her thighs in a pinch, or the 210 pound dude who's going to gorillaf8ck her every night?

demonhero 01-26-2013 04:59 PM

Go to the nearest kinky dildo store, and buy the biggest black dildo. The young man will have to attend counseling sessions and miss out on his dates with the daughter.

DaFace 01-26-2013 04:59 PM

What on your list concerns you?

R8RFAN 01-26-2013 04:59 PM

I am going to the sports bar to watch the Tarheels play so I expect plenty of advice to be here when I return...

Thanks

Numbah One 01-26-2013 04:59 PM

He speaks 4 languages.

He has been on a mission.

He has two jobs and goes to school.

What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump?

Ace Gunner 01-26-2013 04:59 PM

what is your daughter's age?

R8RFAN 01-26-2013 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9353393)
What on your list concerns you?

Well the kid looks me in the eyes when he talks, I kinda like that.... Most all of her little boyfriends avoid me

The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin

R8RFAN 01-26-2013 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9353397)
what is your daughter's age?

16.5

Cannibal 01-26-2013 05:01 PM

God damn you're a ****in annoying douche bag.

theelusiveeightrop 01-26-2013 05:02 PM

What is your concern?

R8RFAN 01-26-2013 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9353395)
He speaks 4 languages.

He has been on a mission.

He has two jobs and goes to school.

What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump?

Dude when it's your Daughter, nobody is good enough...

DaFace 01-26-2013 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9353399)
Well the kid looks me in the eyes when he talks, I kinda like that.... Most all of her little boyfriends avoid me

The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin

So...you're hoping your 16.5-year-old daughter finds a non-virgin to date? :spock:


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