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AussieChiefsFan 01-27-2013 05:07 AM

Brady Quinn Frantically Trying To Confirm His Online Girlfriend Not A Hoax
 
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Brady Quinn Frantically Trying To Confirm His Online Girlfriend Not A Hoax
SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF • Sports • Nfl • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 26, 2013

KANSAS CITY—Responding to news that Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o’s girlfriend had been invented as part of an elaborate hoax, Chiefs quarterback Brady Quinn reportedly spent Friday trying to verify the existence of his own girlfriend, Veronica Smith, whom he met online. “I’m probably being paranoid, but I figure if this can happen to Manti, it can happen to anyone,” said Quinn, who placed several calls to Smith’s hometown of Sudbury, Ontario in search of someone who knew the 23-year-old. “I mean, I think Veronica is real. We’ve been together for over two years and I got a cyber hand job from her earlier this week. I don’t know—I just want to be sure I’m not getting played.” At press time, Quinn had reportedly relaxed after receiving a text message from Smith assuring him that she existed.
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CoMoChief 01-27-2013 05:20 AM

I wonder why you renamed the link "Source" instead of just posting it outright?

ChiefGator 01-27-2013 05:32 AM

"I got a cyber hand job"

Got this far and I was like... Onion?

Scorp 01-27-2013 05:53 AM

Wow........ I better check to see if my wife is real. I really, really, really hope she isn't.

theelusiveeightrop 01-27-2013 08:53 AM

I think Quinn knows the difference between a man and a woman. He can't throw the ball more than 3 yards with any accuracy, however.

Guru 01-27-2013 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 9354761)
Wow........ I better check to see if my wife is real. I really, really, really hope she isn't.

LMAO

WayneBowe 01-27-2013 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9354743)
I wonder why you renamed the link "Source" instead of just posting it outright?

I'm starting to see why people don't like you.

BigRock 01-27-2013 09:48 AM

The Onion sure has a hard-on for Brady Quinn.

Predarat 01-27-2013 10:21 AM

No one should question The Mighty Quinn. Nobody.

Phobia 01-27-2013 11:25 AM

I really wish my ex-wife had been a figment of my imagination. Some guys have all the luck.

bevischief 01-27-2013 11:52 AM

JFC.


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