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Deberg_1990 01-29-2013 01:12 PM

See how you measure up with the new Condum Size app
 
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Siri, do I need a Magnum?

That's a question that your iPhone can now answer for you, thanks to a new prophylactic suggestion and safe-sex education app called Condom Size. Condom Size's main function is getting an accurate measurement of both the length and girth of the male genitalia in order to identify the best condom for that man. In order to get that measurement, the app asks the man to hold his erect member up against the edge of the iPhone and use the inch or centimeter markings to obtain an accurate lengthwise appraisal:

One coworker, upon hearing a description of this app, said, "I am never borrowing anyone else's iPhone again."

After you enter your length and girth measurements, the app recommends a condom, as well as your own "world ranking" (how you compare to the average international length and girth). From there, you can view a chart of different condoms and purchase them on Amazon, read a few condom tips or enjoy some fun condom facts.

The app, a disclaimer urges upon startup, is for entertainment purposes only, and the team behind the program doesn't appear to have any sort of medical credentials behind it; Condom Size's official webpage does feature some extended information, though all of it appears to have been copied from the "Human Penis Size" Wikipedia page.

In other words: Don't take the Condom Size app too seriously. It's good for a distraction but probably should not dictate your condom-purchasing habits. And if you're going to use it, please: Wipe off your screen with a WetNap when you're done.

Detoxing 01-29-2013 01:17 PM

Not needed.

If you are average or above, you can rock a Magnum if you want. I don't "need" a magnum but i prefer them because they are more comfortable.

MeatRock 01-29-2013 01:18 PM

Why are there pubes stuck in your phone?

keg in kc 01-29-2013 01:24 PM

I don't need an app to tell me I don't need a magnum.

Or a condom for that matter.

I need the lotion and kleenex app.

the Talking Can 01-29-2013 01:27 PM

i used a weather sock until i hit puberty

Easy 6 01-29-2013 01:27 PM

I've found that magnums just wont do for me, i go with Equine brand condoms... those fit just right.

tooge 01-29-2013 01:29 PM

step three, give your phone to a buddy and tell him the call is for him. Then after he tries to answer it, show him this app that you've used many times.

MahiMike 01-29-2013 01:30 PM

What's a condom?

Der Flöprer 01-29-2013 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9361961)
I've found that magnums just wont do for me, i go with Equine brand condoms... those fit just right.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/cho...dard_352.0.jpg

Deberg_1990 01-29-2013 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9361968)
step three, give your phone to a buddy and tell him the call is for him. Then after he tries to answer it, show him this app that you've used many times.

ROFL This might put a dent in the sale of used iPhones

listopencil 01-29-2013 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9361923)
Not needed.

If you are average or above, you can rock a Magnum if you want. I don't "need" a magnum but i prefer them because they are more comfortable.

Having a condom break on you is like getting snapped on your dick with a rubber band. It can be a mood breaker.

siberian khatru 01-29-2013 01:36 PM

First, gonna need me a bigger phone!

Dicky McElephant 01-29-2013 01:37 PM

Apparently they get pissed if you use this app in the store with the demo phones.

BossChief 01-29-2013 01:38 PM

I typed in all the info and the app laughed at me.

Not doing that again.

Easy 6 01-29-2013 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9361980)

LMAO i'd put the fear in blondie.


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