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Cave Johnson 01-29-2013 12:13 PM

‘Weird Smell’ Saves Man from Poison Embedded in Wife’s 'Giner
 
Sounds like a healthy relationship....

Quote:

A man from the Brazilian city of São José do Rio Preto has accused his wife of trying to kill him by stuffing a poisonous substance into her vagina, and then asking him to perform oral sex on her.

The unidentified 43-year-old told police he was luckily deterred at the last minute by a "strong toxic smell" emanating from his spouse's private parts.

The man rushed to the hospital to have his stomach pumped, but doctors were unable to find any toxic substances in his system.

According to Argentina's La Razón, the woman later confessed to the crime and was found to have enough poison inside of her to kill both her husband and herself.

The wife reportedly requested a divorce from her husband prior to the incident in question.
http://gawker.com/5979655/weird-smel...-private-parts

houstonwhodat 01-29-2013 12:14 PM

Toxic pussy.

Detoxing 01-29-2013 12:14 PM

Damn. First Aids and now poison?

Vaginas just aren't safe anymore.

Phobia 01-29-2013 12:16 PM

Close enough to Florida to count.

KC Tattoo 01-29-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9361921)
Close enough to Florida to count.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...GIFS/a2Zxu.gif

ThaVirus 01-29-2013 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9361921)
Close enough to Florida to count.

LMAO **** you.

tooge 01-29-2013 12:26 PM

heh, and I find out my wife's just been trying to save me all along

scott free 01-29-2013 12:29 PM

At yeast the smell gave it away.

Sorter 01-29-2013 12:32 PM

Rsssss, meninas brasileiras.

MeatRock 01-29-2013 12:45 PM

He **** smell anything. I don't believe it.

Fish 01-29-2013 12:46 PM

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9205/3rdi3f.jpg

GloryDayz 01-29-2013 12:46 PM

Had he just ****ed her, then what?

Rain Man 01-29-2013 12:52 PM

She should have worn a disguise.

Strongside 01-29-2013 12:53 PM

Bitch yo' poon be smellin' like the first 48!

okoye35chiefs 01-29-2013 12:56 PM

The wife reportedly requested a divorce from her husband prior to the incident in question.

then you can eat me....


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