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Pestilence 01-31-2013 12:52 PM

J.J. Watt "pretend" marries 6 year old girl for the day.
 
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon...r-old/1879937/

While the city of Houston was gearing up for the Texans' divisional playoff game against the New England Patriots, one six-year-old wasn't feeling the excitement. She was in tears.

In a video posted to YouTube, the young girl is crying because she's not 25 years old. Her mother asks why. It was simple, really: The girl says if she were 25, she'd be able to marry Texans defensive star J.J. Watt. (He's like renting a car in that way.)

The clip, and all of the crocodile tears held within, is fantastic:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/938Scds6fZA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Watt found out about the clip and asked his Facebook followers for help in finding the family. "We have to find her and turn those tears into a smile, he wrote."

The power of social media made it happen, and this week Watt "proposed" to six-year-old Breanna.

"Thanks to your help, we found 6-year-old Breanna and she said yes to being my pretend wife for the day," he posted on Wednesday.

He has the pictures to prove it.

It's a great story and one that will make Watt more popular with all genders and age groups.

And, Breanna? I've been there before, girl. The difference is, I never got to marry Belinda Carlisle, not even for a day.

keg in kc 01-31-2013 12:55 PM

There's a certain inherent creepiness factor about a 25 year old play marrying a 6 year old.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-31-2013 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 9367912)
There's a certain inherent creepiness factor about a 25 year old play marrying a 6 year old.

The whole thing was public. Your statement is a glimpse into YOUR mind, not his.

keg in kc 01-31-2013 12:58 PM

I think we've all long known how deranged I am.



(caveat: I didn't actually read any of the story; I was just being perverse)

Mr. Flopnuts 01-31-2013 12:58 PM

I'm not going to lie, I'm sitting here doing a Mr. Burns with my hands awaiting in glee for Keg's response.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-31-2013 12:59 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaand, let down. I should've known he couldn't be trolled.

teedubya 01-31-2013 12:59 PM

http://memecrunch.com/image/507f5022...3dd9000153.png

Sorter 01-31-2013 01:00 PM

Pretty cool of Watt. It would be funny if he married her IRL in 20 years.

keg in kc 01-31-2013 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9367928)
Aaaaaaaaaaand, let down. I should've known he couldn't be trolled.

Thanks for playing, have a mentos.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-31-2013 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9367935)
Pretty cool of Watt. It would be funny if he married her IRL in 20 years.

He'll have her "oops child" after being happily married with 4 children.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-31-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 9367936)
Thanks for playing, have a mentos.

JJ Watt is the freshmaker!

keg in kc 01-31-2013 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9367946)
JJ Watt is the freshmaker!

There's a joke about the girl sitting on his lap and JJ has a roll of mentos in his pocket that I'm not making right now.

Deberg_1990 01-31-2013 01:03 PM

JJ Watt could have any woman he wants and he chooses her? Sickening....

Pestilence 01-31-2013 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9367959)
JJ Watt could have any woman he wants and he chooses her? Sickening....

He's eaten burritos bigger than her.

Ace Gunner 01-31-2013 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9367916)
The whole thing was public. Your statement is a glimpse into YOUR mind, not his.

gold star :D


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