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John_Wayne 02-05-2013 07:31 PM

Homeless hitchhiker from dogtown kills Jesus with a hatchet: smash, smash, SMASH!!
 
Greatest roadside interview of a homeless hero hitchhiker named Kai from dogtown ever!!!!!!

This is a real news interview that just took place recently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1...layer_embedded

Warning: LOTS of really bad language. Tell the kids to go in the other room.

http://hotair.com/archives/2013/02/0...erous-lunatic/

Dave Lane 02-05-2013 07:32 PM

Q Q Q

John_Wayne 02-05-2013 07:49 PM

By the way, if you know of anyone who has a wetsuit he can borrow.....

loochy 02-05-2013 07:52 PM

Here's a q you can borrow

Dayze 02-05-2013 07:52 PM

Freight train riders ****ing know this. If you get pinned between something you don't move that shit. You'll ****ing bleed out.



Words to live by lmao

The Sheriff asked "what happened"? And I told him just what i just told you.


Please god I hope he told the story to the cop verbatim

Smash, smash, suh-mash

John_Wayne 02-05-2013 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9381268)
Freight train riders ****ing know this. If you get pinned between something you don't move that shit. You'll ****ing bleed out.



Words to live by lmao

The Sheriff asked "what happened"? And I told him just what i just told you.


Please god I hope he told the story to the cop verbatim

Smash, smash, suh-mash

"SUH-MASH!!!" was my favorite part!

John_Wayne 02-06-2013 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9381267)
Here's a q you can borrow

Thanks :D

Rudy lost the toss 02-06-2013 11:38 AM

Didn't kill him, dumbass

TinyEvel 02-06-2013 01:37 PM

Kid must have been hella stoned when he "saved" the woman. Gauranteed if I got three smashes on some dude with a hatchet that dude would be dead. Probably after smash #2 and would not even need to go as far as a suh-mash.

John_Wayne 02-06-2013 06:20 PM

That PSA he recited at the very beginning.... seemed like he'd rehearsed that many times in the past. Words to live by....

John_Wayne 02-07-2013 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9381268)
Freight train riders ****ing know this. If you get pinned between something you don't move that shit. You'll ****ing bleed out.



Words to live by lmao

The Sheriff asked "what happened"? And I told him just what i just told you.


Please god I hope he told the story to the cop verbatim

Smash, smash, suh-mash

Freight train riders are very smart. That's why they ride freight trains for free. We should listen to them. They know what they are talking about.

Rausch 02-07-2013 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_Wayne (Post 9384993)
Freight train riders are very smart. That's why they ride freight trains for free. We should listen to them. They know what they are talking about.

I miss the old days when writers would hop a train to gain perspective and experience something new.

Now it's all preVerts and the mentally ill...

Ben N 58men 02-07-2013 11:41 AM

Nobody cares because this video is old

Rausch 02-07-2013 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 9382685)
Kid must have been hella stoned when he "saved" the woman. Gauranteed if I got three smashes on some dude with a hatchet that dude would be dead. Probably after smash #2 and would not even need to go as far as a suh-mash.

I'm pretty sure that's one of those 3 button super moves like on Marvel Vs. Capcom...

Tribal Warfare 05-17-2013 02:41 PM

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Caleb McGillvary, aka 'Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker', arrested in New Jersey murder investigation

(CBS/AP) ELIZABETH, N.J. - The unlikely pair - an itinerant hitchhiker turned Internet celebrity and a lawyer three times his age - met amid the neon lights of Times Square and headed back to a squat brick home on a quiet New Jersey cul-de-sac, authorities say.

Days later the lawyer was found beaten to death in his bedroom, wearing only his socks and underwear. The hitchhiker was arrested Thursday and charged with his murder.

Caleb "Kai" McGillvary took a star turn in February when he became known to millions as "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" after intervening in an attack on a California utility worker.

McGillvary described using a hatchet he was carrying to repeatedly hit a man who had struck a worker with his car, fending off a further attack.

Once lauded as a hero, McGillvary, 24, now returns to the spotlight under nefarious circumstances.

He was arrested at a Philadelphia bus station Thursday evening and charged with the murder of Joseph Galfy, Jr., a 73-year-old attorney.

"I believe that everyone is a little safer with this person off the streets," said Union County Prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow.



McGillvary will be processed in Philadelphia and sent to back to New Jersey in the coming days, Romankow said. His bail is set at $3 million.

Galfy was found dead in his Clark, N.J., home Monday, two days after authorities said he met McGillvary in New York City. Galfy, who lived alone, was found by police who went to his home to check on his well-being, Romankow said.

Statements posted on McGillvary's Facebook page following the homicide were "sexual in nature," Romankow said.

McGillvary's last post, dated Tuesday, asks "what would you do?" if you awoke in a stranger's house and found you'd been drugged and sexually assaulted. One commenter suggests hitting him with a hatchet - and McGillvary's final comment on the post says, "I like your idea."

It was a hatchet that helped give McGillvary a brief taste of fame in February when he gave a rambling, profanity-laced 5-minute interview to a Fresno, Calif., television station about thwarting an unprovoked attack on a Pacific Gas & Electric employee.

The interview went viral, with one version viewed more than 3.9 million times on YouTube. McGillvary later traveled to Los Angeles to appear on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" Kimmel asked him what people were saying to him since the Feb. 1 incident. "Hey, you're Kai, that dude with the hatchet," he responded.

Romankow declined to say what object was used in Galfy's beating.

Romankow said McGillvary, who said in his TV appearance he prefers to be called "home-free" instead of homeless, traded on his fledgling celebrity to meet fans across the country.

Authorities know he was in Times Square based on witness accounts, the prosecutor said.

"He was well-known," Romankow said. McGillvary spent at least two nights in Galfy's home in Clark, 20 miles west of New York, Romankow said. The dark brick home is neatly landscaped, with carefully-pruned bushes lining a path to the entrance. Red tape labeled "evidence" is affixed to the front door.

Authorities believe McGillvary took two trips to meet a fan in Asbury Park; Galfy picked him up after the first trip and brought him back to Clark, Romankow said.

It is unclear how McGillvary got to the train station a second time. After heading back to Asbury Park, McGillvary and the fan went to Philadelphia, then to Glassboro in southern New Jersey, where McGillvary spent Monday night.

Tuesday he boarded a train in New Jersey bound for Philadelphia, Romankow said.

McGillvary swiftly gained notoriety after he was interviewed in February.

McGillvary told KMPH, the Fox affiliate in Fresno, that he was traveling with a man, now facing charges including attempted murder, who veered into the worker.

After the driver got out of the car, he walked up to the utility worker and allegedly said, "I am Jesus and I am here to take you home." McGillvary pulled a hatchet from his backpack and struck the driver in the head several times to subdue him, The Fresno Bee reported.

"That woman was in danger," McGillvary told KMPH, the Fox affiliate in Fresno. "He just finished, what looked like at the time, killing somebody, and if he hadn't done that he would have killed more people."

Last month, the driver entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity, the newspaper reported.

McGillvary also told the television station that he once came upon a man "beating on this woman he calls his" in an orchard and intervened.

"I started smashing him in the head and the teeth," McGillvary said.

In a Facebook post from May 10, written from a mobile phone, McGillvary thanked the people who "invited me in, partied hardy with me," and kept him grounded even though he realized how "crazy fame can be in flippin ones life upside down. "

"ive met some of the greatest people in my life in these last three months," he wrote, "and i wouldnt trade these experiences with you for all the money in hollywood."


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