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Chocolate Hog 02-11-2013 10:11 AM

Nominate your candidate for DC pope here
 
Dave Lane

ClevelandBronco 02-11-2013 10:26 AM

Killer Clown

BucEyedPea 02-11-2013 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9393624)
Dave Lane

ROFL

Easy 6 02-11-2013 11:35 AM

patteeu

BucEyedPea 02-11-2013 11:36 AM

La Literatura

Reaper16 02-11-2013 11:41 AM

Patteeu will never fail to look the other way upon a moral failure from someone who thinks similarly to him. This makes him the perfect choice for DC Pope.

Mr. Flopnuts 02-11-2013 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9393802)
patteeu

I second this nomination. He's so passionate about his convictions that I could see him sweeping child ****ing under the rug to further his agenda. :p

Count Zarth 02-11-2013 11:43 AM

I would make the greatest ****ing Pope ever. Massive reform all up in this bitch. I'd be like Jesus kicking ass in the temple and whipping all the money changers up.

Then I'd raise a shit ton of cash from melting down all the gold bullshit they decorate everything with and donate it all to charity.

They'd call me Pope Hope the 1st.

Count Zarth 02-11-2013 11:46 AM

I would eradicate all dogma from church law and make Kevin Smith a Saint.

Man I'd be a cool ****ing Pope.

Being Catholic would be so hip.

Easy 6 02-11-2013 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9393821)
I second this nomination. He's so passionate about his convictions that I could see him sweeping child ****ing under the rug to further his agenda. :p

Yeah, you and Reaper are correct about his defense of certain people at times.

But he does seem to hold sway in here, making sure things never get too far left.

BucEyedPea 02-11-2013 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9393830)
I would eradicate all dogma from church law and

It wouldn't Catholicism anymore, if you did that. It would be Protestantism.

ClevelandBronco 02-11-2013 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 9393804)
La Literatura

Much better.

Count Zarth 02-11-2013 11:54 AM

The whole Vatican would be turned into a tourist trap...anyone could visit any room in the whole place, even the secret ones.

Wear the Shroud of Turin for an hour, only 10 bucks! Of course it wouldn't be the real Shroud, but they put fake Declarations of Independence on display so who cares?

Donate 50 bucks to the Church and you can wear the Papal gear, go on the huge balcony and wave to everyone. Throw the hat, we have extras!

At random public appearances I'll have mock lightsaber duels with a guy dressed as the devil. Sometimes he'll win, only to have God resurrect me. I get up and stab the devil in the back. It'll be like the random gunfights at Silver Dollar City, just with God stuff.

Get baptized by the Pope! $19.99, free if you're under 5!

Deberg_1990 02-11-2013 11:56 AM

|Zach|

Count Zarth 02-11-2013 11:56 AM

The Pope is available for your birthday party, high school graduation or wedding...not available on Sundays...but only because we're all watching football.


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