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the Talking Can 02-16-2013 01:43 PM

Tebow cutting penises


Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope

Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is an amazing, versatile quarterback, able to chuck a pass 50 yards, turn the corner and a linebacker and plow over undersized defensive lineman. He's a Renaissance Man, a do-gooder, a man of America. His skills run deep. How deep? Trust us, you don't want to know.

Tebow, famous for his charity and missionary work, spent his spring break in The Philippines. What was he doing? Circumcizing children.

"The first time, it was nerve-racking," he said. "Hands were shaking a little bit. I mean, I'm cutting somebody. You can't do those kinds of things in the United States. But those people really needed the surgeries. We needed to help them."

Richard Moleno, a Florida graduate and aspiring doctor, said: "You could see he was really into it. He thought it was cool. I'd make a stitch, he'd cut a stitch. He got his hands a little wet in surgery."

Tebow is to be commended for his sense of duty to help the downtrodden; we salute him. So, now that that's out of the way ... BLECH.

GloryDayz 02-16-2013 01:49 PM

In the future, the center might need to worry!

gblowfish 02-16-2013 01:51 PM


Psyko Tek 02-16-2013 03:33 PM

tebow is a moyle?

threebag02 02-16-2013 04:11 PM

I bet he was really IN to IT.

Big Smoke 02-16-2013 04:43 PM

Praise Allah!

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-16-2013 04:54 PM

So now he has more experience with little boy parts than woman parts?

*knows he shouldn't have said that.

Pasta Giant Meatball 02-16-2013 06:08 PM


-King- 02-16-2013 06:10 PM

This is 5 years old...

Mr. Flopnuts 02-16-2013 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9408303)
This is 5 years old...

Yeah. Interesting he decided to take some of the foreskin and attach it to the tip of his nose.

unlurking 02-16-2013 06:54 PM

So circumcisions are now charity work? What about breast implants, are they god's work too?

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-16-2013 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by unlurking (Post 9408457)
So circumcisions are now charity work? What about breast implants, are they god's work too?

Only if you're taking them out, hence going back to what God gave them.

Baby Lee 02-16-2013 07:18 PM


Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 9407655)
tebow is a moyle?

Does he do that kissing the boo-boo and sucking out the blood thing?

BlackHelicopters 02-16-2013 07:41 PM

Did he get to keep the tips?

UL Washington 02-17-2013 11:07 PM

This explains what happened to my foreskin.

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