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RyFo18 02-22-2013 12:32 PM

Check out this guy's Combine profile. Worth consideration at #1?
 
Source

Apparently this guy runs a 4.2 40-yard dash and has a 46-inch vertical. I say we take him.

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Leon Sandcastle

OVERVIEW
You can't spell "incredible" without Leon. Part-man, part-mouthpiece, Sandcastle talks the talk, walks the walk, then talks some more. Simply put: he's a highlight reel come to life. Mind-numbing athleticism. Instincts that would make migrating salmon envious. Wonderlic-approved intellect combined with championship-producing intangibles.Sandcastle has it all. And he likes to let you know it.

Often compared to an "ugly Deion Sanders," Sandcastle literally came out of nowhere to become the top prospect of the 2013 Draft. Well, actually, he came from a small school called Primetime University. But since no one can find PTU, no pre-Combine footage of the 6'1" superstar-to-be exists. This has led to rumors that Leon may be some type of professional ringer looking for one last payday. Some have even suggested Leon might be Deion Sanders in disguise. But those fears were put to rest following Leon's blazing 4.2 40yd dash run. "No one can run that fast with a hairpiece flip-floppin' around," said an amazed Mike Mayock.

ANALYSIS

STRENGTHS
Leon, is quick to fill in the blanks regarding his on-field skills. Asked about his accomplishments, he stated, "I shine bright!" Pressed to explain, he responded, "Like the sun!" He has also gone on record stating he can "play DB, RB, QB, TE...and even a little R&B." Truly a wonder, in every sense of the word.

WEAKNESSES
Unimaginative Defensive Coordinators. Excessive celebration flags.
NFL COMPARISON Deion Sanders

The Bad Guy 02-22-2013 12:32 PM

Ban please.

Mr_Tomahawk 02-22-2013 12:33 PM

God damnit.

Inmem58 02-22-2013 12:34 PM

This is ****ing retarded.


Ban his sorry ass

CHENZ A! 02-22-2013 12:34 PM

For ****s sake. Enough.

CoMoChief 02-22-2013 12:35 PM

man, the amount of worthless threads on CP now a days.....smh

RyFo18 02-22-2013 12:37 PM

I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.

Messier 02-22-2013 12:37 PM

Yeah, I remember three weeks ago. Those were good times.

mr. tegu 02-22-2013 12:37 PM

Not funny.

Inmem58 02-22-2013 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425782)
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.

It's ****ing old already

CoMoChief 02-22-2013 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425782)
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.

SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE!!!!

CHENZ A! 02-22-2013 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425782)
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.

Ban yourself, you unoriginal bastard.

PaulAllen 02-22-2013 12:43 PM

HAI GUYZ, "INSERT BRETT FAVRE PENIS JOKE"

KCUnited 02-22-2013 12:47 PM

Fist yourself with Barkley's hand, asshole.

RyFo18 02-22-2013 12:47 PM

I stumbled upon his combine profile on NFL.com. Sorry for sharing. Lighten up, stiffs.


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