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Buck 02-23-2013 09:55 AM

Diagnose Me
Dull pain in my right testicle and groin area and in my lower abdomen.

First felt it about 2 hours ago and its pretty shitty.

Is this what a hernia feels like?

loochy 02-23-2013 09:55 AM

that's my first thought

Feel around up there and kind of strain and cough. See if you feel anything.

Is it worse with straining?

Go get that looked and fixed asap. You DON'T want that thing to get strangulated.

Hootie 02-23-2013 09:56 AM

you're gay?

Fish 02-23-2013 09:56 AM

Sounds like AIDS. Maybe horse AIDS.

Buck 02-23-2013 09:57 AM

I just shifted in my seat and am realizing the pain is also in my left nut.

loochy 02-23-2013 09:57 AM

Also, you might be a Chiefs fan.

I anticipate this type of pain after this year's draft.

loochy 02-23-2013 09:58 AM


Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9427892)
I just shifted in my seat and am realizing the pain is also in my left nut.

Go rub one out. You might be clogged or something.

lewdog 02-23-2013 09:58 AM

Never even knew you had testicles! Figured this would be a sandy vagina thread.

OnTheWarpath15 02-23-2013 10:02 AM

Inguinal hernia. I've had one before. Repair wasn't fun. Doc did it the old fashioned way, so I have a nice half-moon shaped souvenir just Northwest of my junk.

Hog's Gone Fishin 02-23-2013 10:03 AM

It means you're fat and ugly.

NewChief 02-23-2013 10:04 AM

Here's a question sort of related:

Does anyone ever get shooting pains (like ones that almost double you up) in your junk? Almost like the throb after getting kicked in the nuts, very sharp and painful. Then they just go away as quickly as they came?

Johnny Vegas 02-23-2013 10:05 AM

quick remedy would be to dip your balls in a glass of champagne

threebag02 02-23-2013 10:05 AM

First I seen Diagnose Me, then I seen Buck. First thing I thought of was the aids.

MahiMike 02-23-2013 10:06 AM

Funniest thread of the year so far!

KCUnited 02-23-2013 10:06 AM

Sorry for your loss.

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