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Ben N 58men 04-02-2013 08:49 AM

**** this day
 
Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.

Count Zarth 04-02-2013 08:53 AM

Why do you have to take a piss test for an accident?

Mr. Flopnuts 04-02-2013 08:54 AM

Anytime you get in an accident on the job, a piss test is required when you're driving.

loochy 04-02-2013 08:54 AM

Uh wtf dude?

TEX 04-02-2013 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9548863)
Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.

Just go take a piss on his shoes then afterwards do a 360 walk around and flip him off...

Ace Gunner 04-02-2013 08:56 AM

what kind of moron backs into a ****ing oxy truck :p

Superturtle 04-02-2013 08:57 AM

http://bwaff.com/wp-content/uploads/...1/hhhehehe.jpg

KC Tattoo 04-02-2013 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9548876)
Anytime you get in an accident on the job, a piss test is required when you're driving.

And backing accidents are the worst. The route driving companies I worked for over the years stressed big time that at no reason ever should there be a backing accident and most likely your job fault or no fault of your own.

Buehler445 04-02-2013 09:01 AM

Corn went down NINETY MITHER****IMNG CENTS PER ****ING BUSHEL the last 2 days. You have to piss in a cup. I have to bend the **** over.

mikeyis4dcats. 04-02-2013 09:02 AM

sounds like your fault. you're lucky it was a truck, not a person. good luck.

hometeam 04-02-2013 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9548863)
Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.

Looking for a new job soon eh?

jd1020 04-02-2013 09:16 AM

If I'm reading this correctly... You backed into a parked vehicle. How isn't this your fault, again?

RedDread 04-02-2013 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TEX (Post 9548885)
Just go take a piss on his shoes then afterwards do a 360 walk around and flip him off...

ROFL

luv 04-02-2013 09:18 AM

Maybe if you'd done what you were supposed to do, him being double parked wouldn't have been an issue. Have fun.

Fairplay 04-02-2013 09:21 AM

So do you have drugs in your system?


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