Terminator vs Hulk who wins?
 

Just watched The Terminator 2 with my boy, after the movie he said "Hulk will win Terminator". I was appalled. You tell me who wins.

Your boy is very wrong.

Terminator

the terminator would kill the hulk and every other member of the banner family

the hulk would never even become an idea

bruce banners father would awaken to his dick getting ripped off

The first thought to go through your head after he uttered that sentence should have been, "I should have pulled out."

You're all reeruns.

The Hulk would ****ing destroy the Terminator.

The initial gut reaction is Hulk, but the Terminator is indefatigable and I think that would be the difference. Terminator, but it would be a good matchup.

Kids

The Terminator is just a machine. It was killed by a factory press in the first movie.

The Hulk would rip the Terminator apart in 10 seconds.

HULK SMASH!!!

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER!

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THE OL' HULKSTER IS A BAD DUDE BROTHER. HULKAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER, JUST ASK ANDRE THE GIANT BROTHER. YOU SEE BROTHER, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I SLAMMED HIM SO HARD HE DIED BROTHER.

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TERMINATOR? BROTHER, PLEASE. HULKSTER DEFEATED COMMUNISM BROTHER, SO SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND EAT YOUR VITAMINS BROTHER.

LISTEN HERE BROTHER. THE HULKSTER ONCE GOT INVITED TO PLAY THE GUITAR FOR THIS BAND NAMED METALLICA AND TURNED IT DOWN, BECAUSE HULKAMANIA WAS RUNNING WILD BROTHER!

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SO YOU TELL THAT TERMINATOR TO BRING IT ALL BROTHER BECAUSE BROTHER I'M THE BADDEST DUDE IN THE WHOLE WORLD

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Die in a fire.


Hulk would get winded as the Teminator technically can't.

Other than going back in time and killing Banner's parents or something, the Terminator has no chance. Even a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range is just going to piss Hulk off. Then Hulk rips the arms off Terminator and beats him with them.

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I could probably take the Terminator with a can opener and some elbow grease.

Just go ahead and add him to the list of "shit I could take mano-e-mano" next to a pack of African Painted Dogs.