Toilet Paper....Over or Under?
 

Should toilet paper be over or under? This plumber wants to know.

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All my rolls are over. I'm completely OCD about it.

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Doesn't matter to me

Over. Under isn't logical.

All of mine are over too.

Whose ****ing idea was it to wipe a hairy, shitty ass with toilet paper?

If you got shit in your hair would you just wipe it with toilet paper and keep moving?

Oh, and over

Over. And I'll stab anyone who disagrees.

Over every time. Under pisses me the **** off.

Anyone that has their toilet paper under needs to be on a federal watch list.

over

Somebody needs to come in and argue under strongly. We're missing the planet's normal contrarian vibe.

Over. There is no other option.

Over. The only sane argument for under is that if you have a cat that likes to spin the roll, under will keep it from unwinding. But if you have a cat, you should get rid of it and get a real pet.