Having Sex with Auto-Correct... WHAT???
 

I learned today now to make sure I double check texts I send out for work.

Got hit by the auto-correct Gremlin today. I was out on deliveries at one of the Nursing homes in town, Saxton Woods, and got a text requesting my quick return.

So... I speak into the mic.. "I'm at Saxton Woods, I'll be right back"

Auto correct came up with it's own version and typed out "I'm having sex in the woods, I'll be right back".

I hit send before I realized what happened. Let's just say I had to explain myself when I got back to work :eek: :doh!: LMAO

Just for the record, Sex in the woods isn't smart when you're extremely allergic to Poison Ivy! :#

Doesn't add up

Nice. LMAO

You speak into a mic on your phone?


That's level 10 of douchiness

When you drive 8+ hours a day for a living and you receive texts, you don't have time to type everything out on the road.

Voice recognition saves me from wrecking... Douchiness? I don't think so, try again.

You're a dumbass.

Voice to Text is an amazing invention for people who have business and shit to do...

You're a dumb ass because you think I'm serious.

lol, once i took a picture of my neighbors ass from my cell phone, n sent it to a friend, well i thought i did. It went to the chicks phone that i took an ass picture of. haha I put nice ass. When i hit send i was like wtf. lol Names on my phone were right next to one another.

Well, i got a text back from her about 10 min later saying, yes it is! She never said nothing about it ever after that. haha

Well I'm sure you'll get some strange looks at work....I mean there are two groups that have sex in the woods....teens/college....and gay men.....

New pussy?

I guess It couldn't be...even if it was....still couldn't be.

Yesterday at work I abbreviated Short Term Disability. ..did not end well

That's funny.

On a related note, check out the site damnyouautocorrect. Last time I looked, I was in tears laughing so hard reading those. Some meh ones and some really good ones.

Voice recognition saved you from one kind of wrecking right into another. LMAO

That's funny. I always try to check before I send, but yeah it happens to the best of 'em.