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**** UHaul. Had to go to KC this morning to help my mom move to Tulsa. We loaded it and headed out. Im drivin my car and my brother was driving the uhaul and the rear inside tire blew out. My brother said it was driving squirrely before then and felt there was something else wrong.

We got it to a gas station in Rich Hill and have been here 3 hours or more. Uhaul sent a guy out to change the tire but told him it was a trailer...an its a 20 foot box truck. So he left and we can't get them to do shit. We told them it wasnt safe to drive even if they fix the tire. So now they said a guy from Harrisonville is bringin a tire down. **** UHaul.

Try jacking off pigs and you will gain perspective with your life.

Id rather be doing that right now

Your life always sucks, does anything go right in it.

Start drinking

Good ! When can you come in for an interview ?

I need a job

I can't imagine what a headache it would be to own a UHaul station.


Nobody takes care of anything, shit breaks down, etc.

Compared to rotting in a gas station while waiting for a slackjaw tire mechanic to show up after 5 hours gives masterbating hogs an element of drama...


For the hogs at least. (crickets)

Nah life has been pretty good lately. I have had a couple unfortunate things happen recntly though

Ive heard a lot of horror stories regarding their trucks and customer service. The lady was clueless what to do and hung up on my mom. And my mom was being patient and pretty friendly. Also I dont really ever want to come back to Rich Hill lol

I'm messing with you.

None of them know what the **** to do. They are charging (relatively) pennies for a piece of equipment that cost a shitload to maintain driven my people that don't give a shit.


I am surprised they didn't just bring you another truck or trailer from a local outlet. It is Memorial Day weekend, though.

Uhauls are real dogs on the highway. You can have the gas stomped all the way and if you can get 60 mph out of it you are doing good.

When I moved from KC to Southern Missouri, I rented a tow bar for my Honda. When I got to the Ryder station they had sent the last one out with the guy before me. They did the professional thing and avoided eye contact with me. Yep, stupid bastards.