Ricky's Mom Catches Him Fapping...in 1975!
 

"Feels good, doesn't it Ricky?"
Mom, you're creeping me out!
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Look at the authors name

Richard Dix knows masturbation!

Ricky looks like he just polished off a 5th of Crown and took a few hits off the bong.

The film that spawned an entire genre of porn: The JOI vid!

"National Masturbation Month is over, but it's still worth noting a 2007 study of thousands of Americans aged 18 to 60. In the survey, published in the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy, 61 percent of men and 38 percent of women said they had masturbated in the past year. Leaving early teens out of the equation may skew the results, but point taken".



Yeah right.

1975? That could have been me instead of Ricky spanking the monkey. That's pretty funny.

40 years later Ricky now insists on calling all his lady companions "Mommy."

No kidding.


There is a 100% chance that 39% of the men are full of shit.

"make love not war"

WHA???? TAP THAT KID'S FONE LINE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!! .. IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

I was just about to post that. Were they including corpses in the survey sample? Are there that many people who have lost hands in corn harvesters? What else are people doing in their spare time?

These must be the people who go build trails in the mountains or visit seniors in nursing homes.

The look on the kids face is priceless during the narration..."This type of response reassures the child that he is normal". Meanwhile he looks like he just smeared himself with his own sticky and can't find the tissue box.

Perv Mom going in for incest in 5... 4... 3...

LMAO

Stanzi's always been a man who knows what he wants.