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Pasta Giant Meatball 06-10-2013 04:48 PM

CP's Roast of.....Hootie presented by rico
 
Alright, rico, billay, and anyone else wanting to do some roasting of the enigma Hootie here is your stage. If it's popular, we'll continue with the series. If it blows...well we'll just pretend it never happened.

Rain Man 06-10-2013 04:50 PM

Hootie likes Peyton Manning so much that you'd think he was a cornerback opposing him in the playoffs.

crazycoffey 06-10-2013 04:52 PM

Chuck Norris's dick is so big it has it's own dick. And chuck Norris's dick's dick is bigger than hootie's dick.

JASONSAUTO 06-10-2013 04:53 PM

This blows
Posted via Mobile Device

J Diddy 06-10-2013 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9742054)
Chuck Norris's dick is so big it has it's own dick. And chuck Norris's dick's dick is bigger than hootie's dick.

I don't think cops should make dick jokes. Especially Chuck Norris dick jokes.

J Diddy 06-10-2013 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9742060)
This blows
Posted via Mobile Device

As you are an expert in the field of blowing, I will defer to your expertise.

Rain Man 06-10-2013 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9742060)
This blows
Posted via Mobile Device

In fairness, I didn't stretch properly before posting.

Thig Lyfe 06-10-2013 04:56 PM

hootie is a great guy and one of my very best friends. I like everything he has ever posted and he is the smartest at football on CP.

theelusiveeightrop 06-10-2013 04:59 PM

IQ of 175+

notorious 06-10-2013 05:00 PM

Hootie doesn't get tipped by black people, pisses (literally)on his friends, and gambles like a mother ****er.




Do we really need to roast him?

unnecessary drama 06-10-2013 05:04 PM

one time when hootie was 18 years old he went on a camping trip with his friends...while he was in a tent he pretended to give his best friend head...his best friend pelvic thrusted and stabbed hootie in the tooth with his erect penis

wait is this a roast or real stories?

notorious 06-10-2013 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9742093)
one time when hootie was 18 years old he went on a camping trip with his friends...while he was in a tent he pretended to give his best friend head...his best friend pelvic thrusted and stabbed hootie in the tooth with his erect penis

wait is this a roast or real stories?

Walk off Homerun. ROFL

J Diddy 06-10-2013 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9742093)
one time when hootie was 18 years old he went on a camping trip with his friends...while he was in a tent he pretended to give his best friend head...his best friend pelvic thrusted and stabbed hootie in the tooth with his erect penis

wait is this a roast or real stories?

Considering this was your friend, I hope you finished him off. Nothing ends a friendship quicker than blueballing a mother****er.

unnecessary drama 06-10-2013 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9742098)
Why the **** did he have an erect penis in a tent with you?

I [have] a weird group of friends.

theelusiveeightrop 06-10-2013 05:07 PM

Bukkake


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