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lcarus 07-26-2013 08:12 PM

If you could pleasure yourself orally, would you?
 
Was talkin about this at work. If you could blow yourself (or munch yourself - for the ladies), would you do it? Try it? I said no but I didn't rule out maybe special occasions like my birthday or a Chiefs game winning TD.

LoneWolf 07-26-2013 08:13 PM

Ron Jeremy approves this thread.

Hog Farmer 07-26-2013 08:14 PM

Done !

lcarus 07-26-2013 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9836994)
Ron Jeremy approves this thread.

I'll mark you down as a maybe

'Hamas' Jenkins 07-26-2013 08:14 PM

I've tried to live my life by a few axioms. One is don't be a one who sucks the penis.

Count Zarth 07-26-2013 08:15 PM

This is it. Shut down Chiefsplanet.

Easy 6 07-26-2013 08:15 PM

Sounds great on paper, but i just cant see myself taking a shot in the mouth... even if its my own.

I wont kiss on girls who've just blown me, so no.

LoneWolf 07-26-2013 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9836998)
I'll mark you down as a maybe

Maybe after I took myself out to a nice dinner and a movie.

Cochise 07-26-2013 08:15 PM

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lcarus 07-26-2013 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9837000)
I've tried to live my life by a few axioms. One is don't be a one who sucks the penis.

The real reason I'm against it is due to my tendency to ooze a little bit of precum. I don't think it would taste good. I do not want to find out.

Dayze 07-26-2013 08:17 PM

this me reminds me of the Episode of Workaholics where they follow a co-worker home to spy on him, only to discover he pleasures himself orally

hometeam 07-26-2013 08:18 PM

does not sound appealing

lcarus 07-26-2013 08:19 PM

To me, it is the definitive pro/con situation.

'Hamas' Jenkins 07-26-2013 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9837011)
The real reason I'm against it is due to my tendency to ooze a little bit of precum. I don't think it would taste good. I do not want to find out.

Pineapple and celery is supposed to help with the taste.

Dayze 07-26-2013 08:20 PM

I ate a shit ton of asparagus if I know I'll be gettin' some action that night.


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