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'Hamas' Jenkins 08-22-2013 12:03 PM

What Is Your Favorite Profanity?
 
I have a hard time deciding.

For a general insult, I love the rhythm and sound of the word "one who sucks the penis". Although it is just two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response, those two nouns always elicit a smile from me.

For a general exclamation of disgust/anger I prefer God****. It seems like I'm upping the ante on commandment-breaking with this one, so it has additional transgressive value.

Buck 08-22-2013 12:04 PM

Ok Al Swearengen.

AdumbGuy 08-22-2013 12:05 PM

Asswanker

DaFace 08-22-2013 12:05 PM

I'm a big fan of ****ing, personally.

tooge 08-22-2013 12:08 PM

dickface

Pestilence 08-22-2013 12:08 PM

General insult? I like to call people ****s.

General exclamation? I go with the standard ****.

BigCatDaddy 08-22-2013 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9906174)
I'm a big fan of ****ing, personally.

When in rage mode I'm pretty sure that is anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the words I use. Othen than that I rarely cuss IRL.

KC_Lee 08-22-2013 12:10 PM

****ing sh****ed ****er ***hole ****bag monkey****ing ***hat ****bag mother******g c**guzzling ***k-tard.


That would be my fav.

L.A. Chieffan 08-22-2013 12:11 PM

Reported

siberian khatru 08-22-2013 12:12 PM

The F-bomb and "mother****er."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.

theelusiveeightrop 08-22-2013 12:13 PM

Your profanities frighten me.

Buck 08-22-2013 12:14 PM

Reading the choices in the poll reminded me of this song.

NSFW language.

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L.A. Chieffan 08-22-2013 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9906190)
The F-bomb and "mother****er."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.

****ing NSFW ****ing dumb mother****ers

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lcarus 08-22-2013 12:17 PM

I really like **** and goddammit. Shit is a good one too

Buehler445 08-22-2013 12:17 PM

Pretty standard **** usually gets it done for me.


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