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ekf028 10-16-2013 07:31 PM

What's worse than a beatdown from Texas?
 
Embarrassed to be an OU fan right now....

http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2013/10/16...al-masturbater

Oklahoma Sooners wide receiver Trey Metoyer has a problem -- he can't stop masturbating in public ... this according to police docs obtained by TMZ.

The sophomore -- who was a 5-star recruit out of high school -- was charged with 2 counts of felony indecent exposure after allegedly throwing a J in public on 2 separate occasions.

Here's the breakdown, according to cops:

8/29/13 -- Someone called police in Norman, OK to report a man wearing a blue shirt and blue pants pleasuring himself inside of a red Pontiac Grand Am.

9/17/13 -- A woman called police saying Metoyer approached her while she was walking her dog and asked to borrow a pen. She went inside her apt. to grab it and when she returned outside, Trey was outside of her front door"masturbating in front of her apartment."

The woman said Trey then asked her "if she would want the pen back."

We're guessing she declined his offer.

Cops say Metoyer initially denied the allegations -- but later acknowledged them and said " the incidents were a mistake and he was not thinking clearly at the time.''

Metoyer has since left the football team -- so he'll have a lot of time on his hands. Hope he'll keep them in his pockets ...

KcMizzou 10-16-2013 07:42 PM

http://www.dailyactor.com/wp-content...stein-Sons.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-16-2013 07:45 PM

"Tough break for handjob. He was all set to go home on a medical"
"What was his problem?'
"He was jerkin’ off 10 times a day. sent him down to Da Nang to see the Navy Headshrinker. started jerkin’ off in the waiting room. Instant Section 8"

Rain Man 10-16-2013 08:00 PM

I'm empathetic.

58-4ever 10-16-2013 08:01 PM

Boomer?

ekf028 10-16-2013 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 10092550)
Boomer?

Police report didn't say...

big nasty kcnut 10-16-2013 11:03 PM

So he was jacking it in san deigo eh?
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Phobia 10-17-2013 12:12 AM

What's the problem?

Dayze 10-17-2013 12:12 AM

A guy at work is a HUGE OU fan. He's been moping around since Monday.

Last year when A&M beat Bama at Bryant Denny, I didn't hear the end of it for a good 2-3 weeks. He would tie in that loss via a snarky comment damn near every senence.

Payback mother ****er.

Simply Red 10-17-2013 12:13 AM

perfectly normal.

Demonpenz 10-17-2013 06:28 AM

he's welcome to Cum to Mizzou

theelusiveeightrop 10-17-2013 06:56 AM

Who among us hasn't masturbated in a Pontiac Grand Am?

ptlyon 10-17-2013 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10093042)
perfectly normal.

I concur. People need to lighten up.

AndChiefs 10-17-2013 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 10093182)
Who among. Us hasn't masturbated in a Pontiac Grand Am?

It depends. Was he at the Kum'n'go?

Radar Chief 10-17-2013 07:01 AM

And here he is, Harry Palms, winner of the White Knuckle marathon. /Cheech & Chong skit.


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