Personal Bragging: My 50th Donut
 

Last Saturday's visit to Dunkin Donuts (in 42 degree temps in the rain, I might add) was my 50th donut eaten since I started my hobby in November 2013.

My vital statistics are:

Completed donuts in 12 donut shops so far (3 Dunkin Donuts, 2 Krispy Kremes, 4 Doughnut Heavens, and 3 Donuts D Lite)

Median pace = 4.1 donuts per store
Median pace in flat, one-level stores = 3.6 per store
Fastest pace = 7 per store (Doughnut Heaven – traditional glazed, one level)
Slowest pace = 1 per store (Dunkin Donut – bear claw, three levels, 30 stairs from first floor to third floor, and it was sooo good.)

14 have been at 1st floor, 1-10 feet (Median pace = 3.6)
21 have been at 2nd floor, 10-20 feet (Median pace = 4.1)
9 have been at 3rd floor, 20-30 feet (Median pace = 3.2)
9 have been to go orders at varying heights (Median pace = 3.3)

26 have been more or less powdered donuts (powdered sugar, cocoa, cinnamon and sugar)
12 have had moderate frosting, like a glazed donut or cake donut
6 have had strong filling levels, like a jelly donut
9 have had major fillings like a Long John or an apple fritter

3 trips to stores were completed in the rain and 1 in snow.

I've only vomited once, and it wasn't in the rain or snow. (It was a tainted Fluffernutter cruller)

24 were primarily vanilla
6 were primarily chocolate
20 were varying fruits and flavorings

I've gone the wrong way on checkout lines 4 times, but only twice did it for more than 30 seconds. The worst mistake added 10 minutes to my visit.

I've also had 2 1-donut trips and a Boston Crème donut in there, so that's 53 donuts in 27 days.

:clap:

I expected more. Your word to humor aspect ratio is a paltry .0018

i would eat 50 donuts right now.



/and then i'd look like half of CP

Are you sure those were donuts?

most of my posts are..........:D

all that cypherin' is too much work for my 6th grade education...can you just tell me which donuts are the best?
thanks,

It's not too late for you.

Vital statistics should include triglycerides, LDL, HDL

ROFL

Naught times naught equals naught

What's your honest take on statins? Just prescribed low dose statin as a 32yr old with family history of heart conditions.

I will never bet you dollars to donuts

It takes dedication to do something like this.