Dear Santa...
 

All us Chiefs fans want is a playoff win. We've been good all year. I made some fresh chocolate chip cookies (well, my wife did) for you and the milk will be nice and cold.

Love,

Suffering lifelong diehard Chiefs fans world wide

P.S. Don't listen to "Chiefs fans" that think just because we were 2-14 last year a playoff appearance is acceptable. They deserve coal and dildos in their stocking. It's been 20 years. Don't **** with us, Santa. Just kidding, I love you. Travel safe.

What's a playoff win?

I am afraid Dartgod is right on the money. FUNK YOU SANTA!

Dear Santa...
I feel as though I've been a good boy this yr.
I've helped out many elderly and sick people in my free time.
I've been a good neighbor mowing lawns shoveling snow...wasting hours in conversations with them as they thank me when all I want to do is go inside and roll a fatty or crack a beer.
My wife and I baked some "special" brownies for you they will be next to the $50.00 on the coffee table in front of the tree.
Also Santa if you deliver a playoff win you can come back at a date of your choosing and **** my sister.

I wish you good health and safe journey around the world.

Santa,

You are an execrable ****. I asked for a Franchise QB every year since 2008 and all I've gotten is Matt Cassel and Alex Smith.

I hope Mrs. Santa kisses you under some AIDS Mistletoe.

Santa- give me a playoff win, or else I hope your sleigh breaks down off of Quindaro.

And why exactly is a dildo a bad gift?

Arrowhead Parking Lot Death Ruled a Homicide

I figured it was Q, but I'm guessing Santa knows regardless...

We've been good this year?

By what standard?

LMAO