ChiefsPlanet - Football Jared Lorenzen still playing QB

ChiefsPlanet (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)

- Nzoner's Game Room (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)

- -

Jared Lorenzen still playing QB (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=281230)

Jared Lorenzen still playing QB

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19el.../ku-xlarge.png

Quote:

Holy shit! That, on the right there, is present-day Jared Lorenzen, formerly of Kentucky Wildcat and New York Giant fame. He was best known as Eli Manning's dump truck of a backup. Now he's a dump truck of a nose tackle, playing quarterback.

In mid-December of last year, Lorenzen signed with the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League, hoping to recapture the magic he enjoyed with the team in 2011 when he threw for 3,473 yards and 81 touchdowns.

Head Coach Brian Schmidt said "I field several times a day the question is Jared coming back? Today is a day that I can definitely say yes, and a day River Monster Fans can be excited for. Having a QB the caliber of Jared improves not only the River Monsters, but league as a whole. "

The season started tonight for the River Monsters, who are up 15-8 on the Bluegrass Warhorses at the half and...really, what you need to take away from here is that Jared Lorenzen—listed at 6'4" and 320 pounds—is still playing quarterback in a football league. No matter how you slice it, that's damned impressive.

I always thought highly of the Pillsbury Throwboy.

Shit... he is more mobile and more adept at getting away from pressure than Kasl was.

more mobile than peyton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10412549)

He Ate Me

LMAO

Is that a 50 yard football field they're playing on? They're at the 20 yard line and when he backs up you see what I assume to be midfield amd then another 20 yard line marker behind that.

I wanted him for the chiefs.

Jamarcus Russel saw this guy in action and said, "I gotta make a come back!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10412549)

He Ate Me

hahahhahahahah

The fightin' Honey Boo-Boos!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10412602)

Is that a 50 yard football field they're playing on? They're at the 20 yard line and when he backs up you see what I assume to be midfield amd then another 20 yard line marker behind that.

He ate the other half of the field

That Gif just about killed me with laughter. ROFL

"The Hefty Lefty"