Riskiest Things You've Ever Said to a Cop?
 

"Your eyes look pretty red, son... you been smoking dope?"

"Your eyes look pretty glazed, officer... you been eating donuts?"

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Another time a cop pulled me over and asked me if I was texting... I told him, "No... I was tweeting."

:facepalm:

Thanks for your contributions, Mr. Discuss Thrower.

"**** you. Take me to jail."

Oh another one that I did a few years back...

Me: "But officer, I was just trying to keep up with the traffic."

Her: (looks up and down deserted road) "Sir, there is no traffic."

Me: "See how far behind I am!"

I didn't get the ticket. :-D

Probably something like, "Yes, sir. I'll pay closer attention in the future, officer. Thank you."

I've always been out of my tits like that.

I had a cop in Mexico trying to get me to follow him to the station... Terrifying to say the least. I just kept insisting that I couldn't understand him and to take my 20 bucks, to which he finally conceded. Thank god, I thought I was never going to be heard from again.

[QUOTE=teedubya;10552490]"Your eyes look pretty red, son... you been smoking dope?"

"Your eyes look pretty glazed, officer... you been eating donuts?"

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That is hilarious.

I'm never one to hold back sarcasm... normally, it's endearing. Sometimes not. But, I'm good with that. Most cops have low IQs anyway.

A guy with low IQ, a pistol, a tazer, a club, and a slew of friends who won't hesitate to join the fight.

Yep. That's the guy I'm going to **** with.

I was on my way to work at about 0415 and stopped at the local 7/11. I work out of town and I have to take the highway or freeway to get there. When I got to the door I saw two local cops and two sheriffs waiting outside. The floor of the place had been buffed and the register guy was doing transactions at the door, collecting the money and returning with the products. As I walked up the sheriffs were telling the guy what they wanted. I interrupted with, "GIMME A LITER OF COLA." The local cops giggled. The sheriffs gave me a really, really shitty look and one said (deadpan), "That wasn't funny." I said, "Oh, I think it was. But you bet your ass I''ll be staying under the speed limit all the way to work this time, officer."

I'll be here all week.

I view cops in the same way I view guard dogs. I tend not to **** with either and I realize that they serve a good purpose for the most part.

I'm sharp enough to diffuse any situation. :-) And yeah, many of these comments were before the police state, Homeland security, tank having police forces. LOL

I may mind my Ps and Qs a bit more nowadays.

stepping out of a 73 mach 1 mustang and stumbling and doing a face plant

I am a rocket surgeon, put the cuffs on

that was my last DUI,

I have gotten better