Put in for a transfer here.
 

I'm messing around with a database of county populations at the moment. Drop your name here and I'll assign you a new county to live in. I'll give you the name of the county and then you can go learn more from there.

Selection will be random, but weighted on population because hey, you've got to go where the jobs are.

As for me, I'll lead off and am being transferred to....

Cobb County, Georgia
Population 691,820

Looks like it's a northern suburb of Atlanta, near Marietta. If I remember right, that's a reasonably upscale suburb.

I suspect that I won't really like the traffic. And I hope they don't eat grits there.

In, but do it based off tillable acres. :D

Sign me up. Keep in mind I dont need no stinkin job.

In

Down there you ARE a grit.

Sure why not..I'll play

Shelby County, Tennessee
Population: 929437

I'm not sure they farm much in Memphis.

Maricopa County, Arizona
Population: 3841819

It's a dry heat.

Hamilton County, Tennessee
Population: 337023

Seems somewhat pleasant other than the accents.

Do me! #nohomo

Young women are half naked, year around, if that helps.

I'm not sure Rain Man should have this much power. I'd like to be in but weighed in any other way except population.

Ulster County, New York
Population: 182516

You can head to the city on the weekends.

Hartford County, Connecticut
Population: 893504

Best deals on whole life in the nation.

Please find me a home.

You'll take population and you'll like it.

Valencia County, New Mexico
Population: 76172

You'll have reservations about this place.