Your Daily Porn Movie Description
 

Not long ago I started looking at the descriptions for pay per view porn flics out of sheer boredom and curiosity (I'll certainly never buy one at $10-15 a pop)... and most of them are the most insanely ridiculous things on the face of the planet, an 8th grader would have a hard time being so juvenile and shallow.

Its frankly embarrassing... but also hilarious in a very juvenile way.

So I will update this thread daily with the worst one I can find, if you find one that's good for a raunchy chuckle, post it up.

People pay for porn?

I'll start with two to get things going...

100% 18 Year Old Teen Trim - Certified 18 year olds are ready to bone down! Our licensed inspectors make sure every snatch can handle thick meat like a pro.

Pound Down in Pink Town 4 - When she orgasms she can crack the Richter scale! Those quivers and shakes are real, just listen to her ear splitting moans!

13 Will Get You 30

101 Masterbations

Gangbangs of New York

Throbin Hood

When Harry Ate Sally

love the idea. There are funny ones and they are always right next to childrens programming on the guide.

I grew up on those fake ass porns. There's only so many times you can beat your dick to Gonzo-style shit.

Now I exclusively watch amateur stuff and I'd never pay. **** all that.

Hot & New Little Spinners - These tiny twisted babes are the perfect size to spin on your hard rod! Pick 'em up and plunge your dick deep into tight pink.

Shaving Ryan's Privates


Sounds ghey unless Ryan is a chick

Will he bonk her in the chocolate factory for all the anal fans out there.

Clitty Clitty bang bang ends with a great bukkake scene.

This episode came to mind:

http://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.co...0&h=250&crop=1

It's the opposite for me, there's only so many times you can jerk it to fake dry humping. lol

The best part of having a foot fetish is that if you have a bad internet connection and can't stroke one out to a clip, there's always those senior picture websites where girls are barefoot.

I'm leaving for an overnight fishing trip here in a bit, so here is todays DPMD...

Deep Teen Creampies 2 - Fresh faced beauties love to feel hot juice dripping from their lips almost as much as they love being full of shaft!