So my wife. ...
 

runs a pet sitting business. We take in animals for people who are going out of town or just need someone to watch their animals. Right now we have this dog named Maggie for the weekend. The money is good, but this particular dog can't stand men. I am no exception. I normally get along with every dog that comes through our doors. But not this little bitch. My wife thinks it's somehow my fault that this dog is continuously barking at me and anytime I am close to her she acts like she is going to attack me. Am I wrong for never wanting this demon hound to ever come back?

This one is easy, put out a bowl of anti-freeze.

I thought of that, but it's bad for business

Go all "Wayne Brady" on the bitch (the dog, not your wife)! :)

Screw the dog and slap the wife.

Wait, I got that backwards.

I can't get close to the dog and my wifes not into that

see my last post

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Any thread title that starts "So my wife..." needs a little more burst, IMO.

it is disappoint

Mom's dog is the same way. She runs like **** away from men and sometimes women she doesn't know.. But she's still afraid of me after 5 years. Mom thinks she was abused before we got her from a lady whom rescues dogs.

I'm tired of her shit personally because she'll be friendly as long as you're seated. She also whizzes on carpet every chance she gets.

Probably why she got her ass beat.

Meat underwear. You'll be friends forever

Take the money.