Fapping Teen's Cooze Covered Carpet Terminates Tabby
 

Well, this is a fine how do you do....

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/08...-masturbation/

No ****ing way that story is true. It's funny, but it is a complete fabrication.

Doesn't sound so unbelievable to me.

Much Crazier shit has happened.

If it is true, then those parents have to be the dumbest ****ing people alive. Cat piss smells ****ing awful. If you had a cat pissing that much in one room, you would know it without needing to use a black light.

Sounds reasonable, except the end where he decides it's not his fault!

Wow, what an idiot way to write an article. ****ing parents are garbage for having the cat killed without his approval. He should feel guilty about what he was doing, but it's definitely just a dick move by the parents.

Also, I thought cooze means pussy

George sure does have a way with headlines.

That story doesn't seem so unbelievable to me either. It makes sense. Cat was 18 so on its way out anyway. Was the dude in this story that guy from the "can't get laid for 2 years" thread?

Why does the headline say "cooze"?

Cum on dude...