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HonestChieffan 08-11-2014 03:00 PM

Something to make you smile even in these dark times.
 
http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=23590

FUNERAL FOR ISLAMIC TERRORIST GETS A SURPRISE ENDING FROM FUNERAL DIRECTOR ERROR

LIVE BY THE SWORD DIE BY THE SWORD

“And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked. And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.” 1 Kings 18:27,28

Islamic terrorism is famous for their stated love of death, destruction and the shedding of blood. They consider it a glorious honor to strap suicide bomb vests onto the bodies of men, women, children and anyone else who is stupid enough to sacrifice their lives to the moon god Allah.

But as you will see in this funeral for one of their own fallen terrorists, there was an “unexpected surprise” awaiting them. Turns out they don’t like death, destruction and the shedding of blood so much when it’s their own.

Someone should have told the funeral director to remove the suicide vest before holding the funeral….the last 30 seconds of this video will horrifically astound you.

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GloryDayz 08-11-2014 03:06 PM

Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark!

Donger 08-11-2014 03:09 PM

At least they went out with a bang.

Donger 08-11-2014 03:10 PM

You know, that doesn't seem like a suicide vest explosion.

Hoopsdoc 08-11-2014 03:10 PM

Does he still get the virgins? I mean, he killed right?

GloryDayz 08-11-2014 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10810704)
You know, that doesn't seem like a suicide vest explosion.

Well either way, the end result benefited mankind ever so slightly...

GloryDayz 08-11-2014 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoopsdoc (Post 10810706)
Does he still get the virgins? I mean, he killed right?

Yeah, but he blew his own dick off. That's a total fail right there!

505 Chief 08-11-2014 03:16 PM

LMAO

I would only add "fictitious" moon god.

Donger 08-11-2014 03:20 PM

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/worl...rian-town.html

HonestChieffan 08-11-2014 03:35 PM

Rumor has it his posse looted a quickymart and burned a goat brothel soon after.

GloryDayz 08-11-2014 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by HonestChieffan (Post 10810752)
Rumor has it his posse looted a quickymart and burned a goat brothel soon after.

I'll bet their women rape goats too? I guess what happens under the burka stays under the burka!

Cochise 08-11-2014 05:43 PM

Was the camera guy in on it? He seems to be praising allah through the whole clip

GloryDayz 08-11-2014 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10811125)
Was the camera guy in on it? He seems to be praising allah through the whole clip

Prolly, that coward one who sucks the penis seemed all too happy to film the results of living the life of useless ****ing Hamas asshole.

What a useless group of people, both the Hamas fighters, and those who support Hamas by allowing themselves, their children, and their other loved ones to be used as a human shield (without a fight at least). pillowbiters! A true asshole groups of cowards, the lot of them.... I hope they're all made to choke to death on a pig's dick, and cremated with one in their mouth and one in their ass!

Hog Farmer 08-11-2014 06:51 PM

Not a big deal. Happens to me all the time !

HonestChieffan 08-11-2014 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10810907)
I'll bet their women rape goats too? I guess what happens under the burka stays under the burka!


KCNitwit would know....


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