Adrian Peterson Indicted
 

Reckless/negligent injury to a child. Indicted.

This league may not be able to sustain too many more of these black eyes. It's a mess.

Didn't his son die last year?

At least they will still have Matty.

Where's my fiddle?

PFT says he was indicted for spanking his son.

Yes, but IIRC, it was eventually revealed that it was a son that he didn't even know he had.

would be funny if it was because of him not paying some ex-girl friend $100k/ mo in child support.

I'll need to see the video before I get too upset.

Oh yeah

Yeah, apparently it was for beating his son with a switch.

With a switch.

Indicted for swatting your 11 year old son with a switch?

If that's the case, it's pretty ridiculous.

man, my grandma used to whip me with a switch. She used to make me go break off the MF-er myself and bring it back to her. One of those nice little branches off of the cherry tree in her yard.

only two times though. because after the 2nd time, I figured out "Man...Grandma don't **** around. I'd better not do *whatever it is I was thinking about doing"

I think your Grandma and my Grandma were neighbors...

And that, my friend, is why Nanna will never get to play in the NFL.