*** Official Boston Red Sox @ Kansas City Royals Game Thread (9/14) ***
 

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<tr><td>Final</td> <td> 1 </td> <td> 2 </td><td> 3 </td><td> 4 </td><td> 5 </td><td> 6 </td><td> 7 </td><td> 8 </td><td> 9 </td><td> R </td><td> H </td><td> E </td></tr>
<tr> <td> BOS (66-84) </td> <td> 0 </td> <td> 0 </td><td> 3 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 4 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 8 </td><td> 8 </td><td> 0 </td></tr>
<tr> <td> KC (81-67) </td> <td> 0 </td> <td> 4 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 4 </td><td> 9 </td><td> 0 </td></tr>
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Win, (2-2) Joe Kelly 6IP 4R 4ER 2BB 3K 1HR
Tommy Layne ⅔IP 0R 0ER 1BB 0K
Burke Badenhop ⅔IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Craig Breslow ⅔IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Edward Mujica 1IP 0R 0ER 1BB 1K

VS.

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Loss, (11-9) Jason Vargas 5⅓IP 5R 5ER 1BB 8K 1HR
Blown Save, (3) Aaron Crow ⅔IP 2R 2ER 1BB 1K 1HR
Louis Coleman 1IP 1R 1ER 1BB 1K
Jason Frasor 1IP 0R 0ER 1BB 1K
Casey Coleman 1IP 0R 0ER 1BB 0K

Home Runs

BOS

Xander Bogaerts, (12) - Top 3rd 3-run homer to left
Daniel Nava, (4) - Top 6th Grand Slam to right

KC

Eric Hosmer, (8) - Bottom 2nd 3-run homer to dead center

Other Relevant Games

Final: CLE 4, DET 6
Final: OAK 4, SEA 0

Starting Lineups

BOS

1. Mookie Betts, 2B
2. Xander Bogaerts, SS
3. David Ortiz, DH
3. Christian Vazquez, ph/DH
4. Yoenis Cespedes, LF
5. Allen Craig, 1B
6. Daniel Nava, RF
7. Will Middlebrooks, 3B
8. David Ross, C
9. Jackie Bradley Jr, CF

KC

1. Alcides Escobar, SS
2. Norichika Aoki, DH
3. Lorenzo Cain, RF
4. Alex Gordon, LF
5. Salvador Perez, C
6. Eric Hosmer, 1B
7. Omar Infante, 2B
8. Mike Moustakas, 3B
9. Jarrod Dyson, CF

In before Chiefs Donkies game thread.

In for the raped socks

Royals are gonna rape the socks

Hopefully it's a blowout Royals lead by the time the Chiefs kickoff.

That would make for a decent afternoon no matter what

Let's go Royals!

Gotta win.

Royals > Chiefs.

TAKE BRUISER OUT TO THE BALLGAME. TAKE BRUISER OUT TO THE CROWD.

You're dead to me.

Gotta get this one. (I'm going to say this every game until the parade, BTW.)

We must dominate today, no time for missteps or mistakes. Truly, madly, deeply need a win.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnAxOQxQIU

Saw a fully nude stripper dance to this song at Bazookas when I was 18, I'm still in love with her, classy dame. The next dancer came on stage and squirted us with her breast milk. Mmm, no 2%, just the real thing baby. Go Royals.

LMAO