Granny loses her dentures in Portland
 

Saw it up here on the local news. Cops expect foul play. Also the de berg virus is spreading thanks to Gonzo not initiating a quarantine.

Loochy was the first victim. He was last seen in a padded room mumbling about a theft of a buffet spread at a local Golden Corral.

Any word on whether it was J Diddy's grandmother? He's slightly concerned.

If she has a femullet a year's supply of Worthers Original and twenty five cats then yes

De Berg Rule?

Bring out the choppers.

I just called my grandmother. She's still in OK and still has her dentures.

Crisis averted.

LMAO
You asshats.

LMAO

Send her my love.

I fear for the safety of the board

Done.

I explained to her the whole situation and she thinks you're nice. In fact, she is going to name you to her will. She's leaving all the money to her dog, but she wants you killed, cremated and buried with her.

Your act of kindness shall rest in eternity!

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