Your preference for the first rounder, given this hypothetical.
 

1. Tampa Bay: QB Jameis Winston, Florida State
2. Tennessee: QB Marcus Mariota, Oregon
3. Jacksonville: DE Randy Gregory, Nebraska
4. Oakland: WR Amari Cooper, Alabama
5. Washington: DT Leonard Williams, USC
6. NY Jets: OLB Vic Beasley, Clemson
7. Chicago: DE Shane Ray, Missouri
8. Atlanta: DE Dante Fowler Jr, Florida
9. NY Giants: OT Brandon Scherff, Iowa
10. St Louis: OT Ereck Flowers, Miami (FL)
11. Minnesota: S Landon Collins, Alabama
12. Cleveland: ILB Benardrick McKinney, Mississippi St
13. New Orleans: DT Danny Shelton, Washington
14. Miami: WR DeVante Parker, Louisville
15. San Francisco: DE Alvin Dupree, Kentucky
16. Houston: DT Malcom Brown, Texas
17. San Diego: OT Andrus Peat, Stanford
18. Kansas City: ???

Here are some of the available options. Rank who you'd want.

QB Brett Hundley, UCLA
RB Melvin Gordon, Wisconsin
RB Todd Gurley, Georgia

WR Dorial Green-Beckham, Oklahoma
WR Kevin White, West Virginia
WR Sammie Coates, Auburn
WR Jaelen Strong, Arizona State
WR/TE Devin Funchess, Michigan
TE Maxx Williams, Minnesota

OT La'el Collins, LSU
OT T.J. Clemmings, Pittsburgh
OT Cedric Ogbuehi, Texas A&M
OG A.J. Cann, Alabama

NT Eddie Goldman, Florida State
DE/DT Michael Bennett, Ohio State

OLB Nate Orchard, Utah
OLB Lorenzo Mauldin, Louisville
ILB Shaq Thompson, Washington
ILB Paul Dawson, TCU
ILB Denzel Perryman, Miami (FL)

CB Trae Waynes, Michigan State
CB Marcus Peters, Washington
CB P.J. Williams, Florida State
CB Alex Carter, Stanford
S Cody Prewitt, Ole Miss

Just some suggestions of who's on the board. If you've got your own player(s) in mind, feel free.

My comprehensive list of who I'd go with, in order:

1. White
2. DGB
3. Collins
4. Gordon
5. Coates
6. Ogbuehi
7. Prewitt
8. Strong
9. Perryman
10. Gurley

Everybody else I find unacceptable at this time of the 18th overall selection.

WR Kevin White, West Virginia

Oh, so just one player? Every other player you think is unacceptable.

Got it.

You're reeruned.

Which is an insult to reeruned people.

But it's true.

Pesty is mentally handicapped.

So your Mom ****s reeruns?

Paul Dawson bcuz TCU.

#don'tcurraboutneedsson

Did you **** her in your ride?

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3333/84280506.jpg

ROFL

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Pesty's parents hated him so much his bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

I'll never forget the first time I met Pesty, although I'll keep trying.

Pesty is proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Personally, I don't know why Pesty doesn't shut up and give that hole in his face a chance to heal.

Pesty looks like a before picture.

Ever since I saw Pesty's family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.