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Best poop EVAR!
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I'm still waiting for the morning package to hit the mail truck.
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Mine was so good I damn near went gay.
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I sharted about 3:00 am.
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I had a VERY pleasant BM today. Cleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan breaker!
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You don't have one every day?
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Bowl filler which was borderline violent after a morning walk
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There's a lot of steak and lobster being flushed away this AM....
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Had a good Pootie this morning.
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I'm struggling on the porcelain throne right no.
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I took a personal record sized shit this morning. Half of the poop literally clogged the toilet while the other half just hung there in suspense. I ALMOST showed it to my wife I was so proud. It filled the out hole of the toilet, came up the middle of the bowl, breached the water, then curled back down towards the bowl and the end touched the bottom of the bowl.
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I've been on a strict diet of protein shakes, vegetable/fruit smoothies, and lean protein for the last 3 weeks. I'm participating in a GoRuck challenge (www.goruck.com) on March 27th. I would give anything to have a clean breaker. Right now it's like I have a rusty faucet attached to my asshole.
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