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eDave 02-15-2015 02:37 AM

Best poop EVAR!
 
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Sweet Daddy Hate 02-15-2015 08:29 AM

I'm still waiting for the morning package to hit the mail truck.

eDave 02-15-2015 08:32 AM

Mine was so good I damn near went gay.

Sweet Daddy Hate 02-15-2015 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11327197)
Mine was so good I damn near went gay.

LMAO

stumppy 02-15-2015 09:18 AM

I sharted about 3:00 am.

Mr. Flopnuts 02-15-2015 10:00 AM

I had a VERY pleasant BM today. Cleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan breaker!

bevischief 02-15-2015 10:32 AM

You don't have one every day?

TribalElder 02-15-2015 10:44 AM

Bowl filler which was borderline violent after a morning walk

gblowfish 02-15-2015 10:53 AM

There's a lot of steak and lobster being flushed away this AM....

Sweet Daddy Hate 02-15-2015 11:03 AM

Had a good Pootie this morning.

Coochie liquor 02-15-2015 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 11327283)
Bowl filler which was borderline violent after a morning walk

Omg, that's great! Not on your actual sphincter, but just in general.

Discuss Thrower 02-15-2015 11:47 AM

I'm struggling on the porcelain throne right no.

The burn is real.

Nightfyre 02-15-2015 11:52 AM

I took a personal record sized shit this morning. Half of the poop literally clogged the toilet while the other half just hung there in suspense. I ALMOST showed it to my wife I was so proud. It filled the out hole of the toilet, came up the middle of the bowl, breached the water, then curled back down towards the bowl and the end touched the bottom of the bowl.

LoneWolf 02-15-2015 11:59 AM

I've been on a strict diet of protein shakes, vegetable/fruit smoothies, and lean protein for the last 3 weeks. I'm participating in a GoRuck challenge (www.goruck.com) on March 27th. I would give anything to have a clean breaker. Right now it's like I have a rusty faucet attached to my asshole.

Nightfyre 02-15-2015 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11327431)
I've been on a strict diet of protein shakes, vegetable/fruit smoothies, and lean protein for the last 3 weeks. I'm participating in a GoRuck challenge (www goruck.com) on March 27th. I would give anything to have a clean breaker. Right now it's like I have a rusty faucet attached to my asshole.

Chiefsplanet Delivers. LMAO


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