Grading the 2015 Chiefs Draft
 

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Let's see...

1. Marcus Peters, CB; Washington

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- Sure, everyone got jacked the **** up because we took a dude at a position of need that purportedly was the best at his position in the draft. And he was/is. When Peters is on, he's completely ****ing shut down. He plays mean and crazy. Sounds great, right? Well, the problem is, he's mean and crazy whether he plays or not. He's a borderline lunatic. Probably not even borderline. How many guys that are the best players on their team get kicked off their teams because they are ****ing nuts? Not many. They drafted a lit powder keg.

2. Mitch Morse, OL; Missouri

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O.M.F.G.

3. Chris Conley, WR; Georgia

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Dorsey's workout warrior circa 2015. Production was run of the mill at Georgia, but when he ran a 4.35 and jumped 45" at the Combine (despite dropping a shit ton of balls during the field drills) Dorsey grabbed the Jerkins lotion and went to town.

3. Steve Nelson, CB; Oregon State

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- Dorsey's draft is as predictable as the plot line in a porno. At least one workout warrior and at least one guy who was "Oooh! He's playing good in a college All-Star game! Let's draft him!" That's Nelson. Charles Davis thinks he invented/coined the term "Mighty Mouse" for Nelson. What a jerk off.

Sounds great.

4. Ramik Wilson, LB; Georgia

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5. D.J. Alexander, OLB; Oregon State

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- Yeah, the guy that the NFL didn't even have rated prior to the draft. That's who we pick in the fifth round. Super.

5. James O'Shaughnessy, TE; Illinois State

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- Completes the Dorsey predictable draftee trifecta - the well measured small school dude. Tardif, Catapano. O'Shinglesley will be a personal Dorsey favorite because of his terrific measurables and gamer mentality. He'll take up a roster spot for years without ever seeing a single snap.

6. Rakeem Nunez-Roches, DT; Southern Mississippi

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It really doesn't even matter now. Another small school dude who really doesn't fit the defense. Why even have picks if this is what you are going to do with them? Not that guys like Ben Koyak, Tre McBride, Zach Vigil, Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, etc. are still available. **** guys like that. I hate dudes who could contribute to this team immediately.

7. Da'Ron Brown, WR; Northern Illinois

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As in "negative fatties".

Beautiful, ( for the most part )fatty-free draft. WIN.

And no Utes. BONUS CUP.

F---ing awesome...I agree.

Seriously, though, I feel they reached a little bit for need, but looks like they got some quality players that can step in soon. Love the Conley pick, and you ahve to consider Grubbs a part of this draft class. O-line and receiving corps upgrades, sign Justin Houstona nd this will have been a monster off-season.

I still don't like Morse in the 2nd. Especially if the plan is to have him compete at center.

Clearly we should have drafted the 4 players that went undrafted in your mock, 2 of which were our 1st and 3rd rd picks. LMAO

I've softened on my WHAT THE **** stance on Morse. I read the the seahags wanted him in the second and he can play every position on the line. He better not suck, but there is some value there. I figured he'd be there in the 4th when I was all wound up, but if that's their guy and the seahags wanted him, I'm more OK with it than before.

LMAO

I'd give Dorsey a B+ on this one even if he didn't exactly go with the guys that I wanted at certain spots.

Dayum. LMAO

Your best post, EVAR! :D

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Loved Marcus Peters. The Chiefs finally drafted a 1st round pick that I got REALLY excited about. That hasn't happened since Eric Berry.

Liked Chris Conley, DJ Alexander (and he was more of an "Ehh... why the **** not... sounds good" kind of pick)

Indifferent towards Nelson, ****ing Mick TE, Brown. I would have preferred other players there, but I can't really get too riled up. Each of these players has some good things about them that I think can really help us out.

Don't like the Morse pick. Initially I hated it, now I just don't like him because it's more of the same "We need a RG and a C? Let's draft a LT" bullshit that we're always ****ing around with.

****ing hate the Ramik Wilson pick. This guy will suck balls. Mark my words. Quote this post. Bookmark it. Do whatever you want. I've never been more sure of anything in my life. Why not just ****ing trade for Mychal Kendricks, dumbasses? Ugh. **** this pick and everything about it.

Basically, I was ecstatic over Marcus Peters. Then the rest of the draft was a boring ****ing turd each time we were up to pick.

C-.

Rotoworld said that Kelly would be lucky to get a 4th in 2016 for Kendricks. Do it Dorsey.

Someone said they may cut him in training camp anyway

Rather give up a 4th round pick to ensure that we get him than let him hit the open market.