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Earthling 08-10-2015 07:58 AM

Ever been knocked out?
 
After felling about 23 elm trees on my property one of the trees stretched across the street on our block. Anxious to clear it off the road for traffic my brother and I started cutting it up to drag it off the street. The next thing I actually remember is a paramedic strapping a neck brace onto me and being placed in an ambulance, (Damned tree rolled and conked me on the noggin) Neck brace now for at least 10 weeks for cracked skull. Its the first time I ever actually was knocked out; for several minutes I was told. But I have zero memory of it happening so who knows if that's the first time or not.

Simply Red 08-10-2015 08:03 AM

Sorry mate. Start using some sort of addictive drug like Molly or something. That'll help get you through this sensitive time.

Earthling 08-10-2015 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11649897)
Sorry mate. Start using some sort of addictive drug like Molly or something. That'll help get you through this sensitive time.

Actually got s scrip for oxy. Haven't had to take more than a few of them though.

Simply Red 08-10-2015 08:05 AM

glad ur ok.

Simply Red 08-10-2015 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Earthling (Post 11649901)
Actually got s scrip for oxy. Haven't had to take more than a few of them though.

be careful with those. They're bad news.

Earthling 08-10-2015 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11649902)
glad ur ok.

Thanks. :thumb:
The hardest part is not being able to do a damned thing for 10 weeks and I got a ton of stuff I need to get to. Oh well..

Mr. Inmem 08-10-2015 08:08 AM

Yep, playing football in the park. I was running for a deep pass, looking at the ball in the air and not straight ahead. BAM!!!!! Nailed a trashcan. Did a flip in the air and landed hard. Shit hurt.

Otter 08-10-2015 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11649903)
be careful with those. They're bad news.

Not if you chop them up and snort them. Then they're safe.</br></br>Knocked a guy out bad once in a wrestling match. It's ****ing scary. Arms straight up, out like a light and snoring like a drunk uncle.</br></br>Glad you're OK.

Earthling 08-10-2015 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Shhhh (Post 11649908)
Yep, playing football in the park. I was running for a deep pass, looking at the ball in the air and not straight ahead. BAM!!!!! Nailed a trashcan. Did a flip in the air and landed hard. Shit hurt.

I knocked my friend out playing baseball as a kid. Hit his chin with my shoulder blade and he fell like a rock. Maybe this is payback. :D

MahiMike 08-10-2015 08:10 AM

That's why tree companies are charging so much. That stuff is scary!

Get well soon.

Earthling 08-10-2015 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 11649912)
Not if you chop them up and snort them. .

LMAO

Earthling 08-10-2015 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 11649915)
That's why tree companies are charging so much. That stuff is scary!

Get well soon.

Indeed! And thanks :)

Chieficus 08-10-2015 08:17 AM

Took a knee to the jaw on a dive while playing ultimate Frisbee as a junior in college. Wasn't out for too long, but also broke my jaw clean on both sides (it happened a month after having all my wisdom teeth removed). I remember being in a bit of shock and blood pouring from my mouth. Still sometimes hear in my mind the crunch of the initial blow... 15 years later.

I don't recommend it.

Mr. Inmem 08-10-2015 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Earthling (Post 11649913)
I knocked my friend out playing baseball as a kid. Hit his chin with my shoulder blade and he fell like a rock. Maybe this is payback. :D

I wasn't sleeping though, so I don't know if that would be considered a knock out. I had no clue what happened and I was very disoriented.

Sandy Vagina 08-10-2015 08:22 AM

Took some major shots.. whether boxing/fighting or playing ball. Been concussed and dazed, but never lost consciousness.


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