Netflix and chill
 

Yes.

Kind of sucks this has become such a big social media thing. Man that used to be my go to. LMAO Women are catching on though.

Come over and watch a movie is mine. Works 69% of the time, everytime.

No D E B E R G option

Dumbest shit ever. Just ask, "wanna hookup?".

Dumb and childish.

You can't just openly admit you are going to use her. She at least wants you to pretend you just want to spend some quality time with her.

I now understand why your username is Lonewolf haha. :p

Sing her my new song and close the deal.

You come out wearing your red nighty you look fine like you do nightly it's not that your pussy is not tightly but tonight I'm gonna PIIYB.
The shape of your booty excites me, that's a feeling I don't take too lightly, crack scratch fever got me itchin like poison ivy, so tonight I'm gonna PIIYB
Damn girl the way you shake that booty on the floor, most can't keep up but I'm comin back for more. When the bass drops it makes your booty start to quiver, and has the bulge in my boxers growing bigger. Now you're in the bedroom dancing and feeling the vibe, and your juices start flowing like the rising of the tide.
Just hold your breath and grin it'll only hurt for a minute, but then you'll be moaning with pleasure when I'm really deep up in it
Chorus
First things first I'm gonna eat that booty like groceries, bury my tongue so deep between those cheeks.

You are a sick individual.

Where did this cum from?

I just learned I'm old. Ouch.

I had no idea either.:facepalm:

Girls definitely want plausible deniability.

The last girl I bung invited me over for "coffee."

Neither of us drank coffee, but we were certainly up all night. :evil:

I wish I were still in college.