Coyote pronunciation
 

poll

In b4 poll.

In B4 poll, I guess?

JFC where is the goddamn poll?

I say it "Kye-oh-tee"

Kye yo tee. But I've heard it pronounced kye yote by old timers, prospectors and that drunk guy who lives in the back of the General Store.

While-eee-khay-oat-eee

Who cares? They suck, no matter how you pronounce it. I live in a very urban area and the biggest one I've ever seen came a strolling down my street one day. Those ****ers will hop your fence and gobble up Fido in a heartbeat if they get the chance.

The animals you hear at night howling are kai-otes, when you order a soft drink at a restaurant you ask for a Coke even if they serve Pepsi, in school you drank from a water fountain, the object that holds clothing together rhymes with a writing instrument, the type of foldable bedding you can sleep on rhymes with the past tense form of "catch", we're currently in Fall and not Autumn, catty-corner is the common way of saying "adjacent," y'all means "you all", ain't is common for "am not" and the state I live in is a homophone to a state of painful sadness and hurt.

when I live in nebraska it was the first
after 26 years in AZ it's the second

weird how stuff changes you don't watch


but a soft drink is still a coke

kahy-oh-tee

I do enjoy listening to them bark off in the distance. They are all over in Ahwatukee and in the surrounding foothills.

When I moved into my new place, the first night I was awoken by the most insane, loud screaming I had ever heard. Scared me. I look out and 3 of them were right in my driveway howling like crazy. I think they smelled a new cat in the neighborhood. I just clapped my hands and they ran off.

e is silent bitches.

They dig big ****ing holes in my fields. I mean BIG ****ing holes.

**** them in the ear.

I've always heard it pronounced "ocelot food".

Die of self immolation

Coyote : Mexican travel agent : Coyote