Man ****s car
 

*cue the Barry White music*

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(Shamelessly stolen from Jalopnik.)

I don't understand that.....that car wasn't that cute....

That's an aggressive move, especially in daylight. I applaud the effort ......

Did he go in dry or spit on it before inserting?

My tailpipes are awfully hard and a bit sharp.

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It's was not as cute as the van the other guy stroked.

he posts here.

The second-worst part of that is that it looks like a place where a hookers costs a dollar.

The worst part is that the video exists and I watched it.

While we're here:
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Car was asking for it

That is what that car gets for parking out front of my house.

Car/****. We all need something.

All he wanted to do was a vroom vroom and a vroom vroom

Fire in the hole