Eating Dinner next to Alex Smith
 

He went to a steakhouse and got the salad. Used two coupons. They asked him if he wanted a beer, said he didn't want to take any chances. Wanted to play if safe so he's sitting there drinking a lemon water.

What a candy ass.

I bet Alex is a french dressing type of guy.

His wife asked him to pass the salt but she was across the table, he didn't feel comfortable at that distance so he checked it down to a passing waiter and hoped the Y.A.S. would do the rest.

Scratch that, I bet he mixes his french dressing with ranch dressing, creating "franch" dressing.

Did he look over the menu for 2.4 seconds, look around five times and then scramble to the salad bar?

You poor, unfortunate soul.

Meanwhile you were there.

Alone.

Eating.

Because you have no friends.

Meanwhile Lewdog is taking head from a 50 year old chick outside a bar

Jesus Christ Billay. Get your facts straight. That's the CP poster who is rich, lives on the other side of town, drives a Maserati and is hella older than me.