What the actual ****.
 

http://www.pennlive.com/sports/index...wns_jorda.html

An unnamed NFL team asked a guard prospect at the Combine to keep his eyes open as long as he could.

They made him engage in a staring contest... with a water bottle.

What the actual **** is wrong with NFL teams. Jesus.

Has to be Pioli.

What was that crazy DL guy Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards had that would slapfight draft prospects? Everybody loved that guy, yet our DL was pure unadulterated garbage the whole time.

It could have been him.

But it was Pioli. Note to self: Don't get into a staring contest with Tyson Jackson.

Tim Krumrie.

He was like Gunther - all hot air.

Tim was a hell of a player though.

I remember when we were all jizzing our pants about Tank Tyler and Turk McBride.

Man those guys sucked.

Turk had a decent career actually.

http://www.pro-football-reference.co...M/McBrTu99.htm

That's the guy!

God our DLs were ****ing garbage.

**** Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards.

I'll take some blame for the Tank Tyler thing. I've always wondered if Gunther read my glowing comments about him on CP and drafted him as a result.

In terms of the staring contest, I presume they do stuff like that because a Lawrence Phillips or Von Miller would stab you for asking. It's a character check more than a staring check.

Fortunately no deaths were reported coming out of the combine.

Wonder how Reuben a Foster would have reacted?

I always admire your persistence in typing out Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards. You never take the easy way out and it is awesome to witness.