I love you all
 

I love you all.

I am a Chiefs fan who genuinely considered giving up the sport after apology fatigue. Too many times rationalizing why this team wouldn't ****ing push all in instead of limping into the playoffs pot.

I am drunk.

I love you all tonight.

Even Clay.

May all your dreams be wet. May all your mouths be full of titties or dick (we libs don't judge). May mah balls be as smoothe as Mahomes' spirals.

May God have mercy on the Las Vegas Raiders' souls.

Today is a beautiful day.

I love you all, but not in a gay way. NTTAWWT

Love and kisses and sloppy hand jobs,

Joe

#todayisbeautiful

Mahomes

Patrick Mahomes

The thread title pretty much confirmed you were drunk. You didn't have to state it! :)

This is great. Haven't seen this much combined excitement in this place since the Royals won the WS

:thumb: may your hangover be easy on your sweet soul!

i slept like a babe last night.

thank you dorsey and coach red.

and you too, obama.

Derek Carr will be a huge bust / SaphoJnkie 2014 draft

I never waivered in my unabashed love for Mahomes. Today we are all Mahomosexuals.

Mahomosexuals, indeed

I like boobs.

So does Mitch

I guess us finally drafting a franchise QB pretty much makes an impending thermonuclear war with North Korea inevitable. The Chiefs will not be allowed to have nice things at QB, no matter what the cost to humanity.