I'm declaring war on ants. **** ants.
 

I've been bit by ants twice over the last 2 months. Second time being today.

Hell of it is I've never been bit by an ant before in my life. And I **** with ants. A lot. Every time I see a Hill of ants I turn it over with a spade or kick it down or something. Never been bit.

But both times I was just walking by a hill and they crawl up my leg and bite the **** out of me. The first time I just chalked it up to the day I was having. (The whole day was hot garbage. I'd have gotten a lot more done if I'd have just kicked myself in the balls and went back to bed). But today, that's over the line. Either time I was ****ing with the ants.

So that's it mother****ers. ****ing with/murdering ants is going way up the priority list.

/rant

Terro.

That shit is ant genocide in a tube. The aftermath is comically macabre.

Terro...with an antifreeze cocktail works

Orthoboric acid? They have a lot of products.

I was thinking more along the lines of ... I don't know.... gas.

They attacked you because you became weak. You just walked by an anthill (twice) without killing any. Every time you see a hill you have to kill a few to let them know to keep their shit squared away.

you need more spiders. i can recommend a few if you like :D

That's the approach I'm taking. 2 motherfu kers ruined it for the rest of them but I don't care. It's on.

I should note this is out in the country. Not at the house or anything. Got bit while I was scouting corn and working on my pivot.

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Hell yes. Kill ants AND make trophies? In!

Don't do it. They outnumber you by a lot. A formal war declaration will just unite them all against you.

Not gonna lie, that's really cool.

They can smell their own dead. You have to kill enough for the chemical signal to keep them in defense mode. Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war.

They probably know where you live. You should get out of town for a few days.

I was browsing AntPlanet earlier and definitely saw a thread. "We're declaring war on this Kansan." Looks like most of them are bringing antifreeze.